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texshelters Republicans want a Sharia Law for ChristFor the links and complete post, visit my site: 
 http://texshelters.wordpress.com/2012/03/15/we-need-a-sharia-law-for-christ/

snip) Written in the voice of Tex Shelters, uber right-winger:

 While I recognize that Muslims are heathens and their religion is wrong, I have to salute them for their ability to control women through laws, intimidation and violence. Until Christians develop our own Sharia Law for Christ, we will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven as true believers of the faith. (snip) Perry also signed a bill into law ensures that Texans forcibly insert probes into women who want an abortion. Under our Sharia Law for Christ, we would probe women forcibly to create awareness that they are pregnant. Otherwise, women might not know. Women have too much power and that is why God has been punishing single women for so long. Under Sharia Law for Christ, we will cut programs for families such as Head Start that are abused by families to help poor kids get smarter. We don’t need more smart kids; they won’t vote Republican. (snip) Most importantly, the Sharia Law for Christ would put an end to all the whiny females that complain when sex goes bad. Rape is not rape, and Republicans are endeavoring spiritually to legally change the definition of rape and make is clear that rape is only when it’s forced, not coerced. Under Sharia Law for Christ, if you’re not brutally beaten during sex, it’s not rape. Even so, if you weren’t meant to be raped, God would have made you a man. And Georgia has the right idea. They are helping women stop being victims by changing the term used for raped women at trials from “victim†to “accuserâ€. I say we go further and call these “accusersâ€, “whiners.†And the men accused of rape shouldn’t be called “the accused†anymore, they should be called, “the stud†when on trial for rape. Under Sharia Law for Christ, I hope we get rid of all these unholy rape laws. (snip) 

Not to be outdone, Arizona Republicans are proposing a law that would allow an employer to fire you if they find you are using birth control as birth control. Moreover, if you are using contraception for a medical condition other than birth control, you must write a letter to your boss explaining why you are using it. While Arizona foreclosures are on the rise again, it’s nice to see the legislature focusing on vaginas. Sharia Law for Christ must continue the tradition of Sharia Law for Muslims and focus on vaginas and what women do with their bodies. (snip) 

If only we could have our own virginity tests that they have in some nations have under Muslim Sharia Law. That’s our next project. 
 Please educate yourself further about human rights and read the links provided in the article if you are not yet outraged by the Republican positions on health care, choice and social programs and you think they care about women or men. Peace,
 Tex Sheltersm
Most importantly, the Sharia Law for Christ would put an end to all the whiny females that complain when sex goes bad. Rape is not rape
Until Christians develop our own Sharia Law for Christ, we will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven as true believers of the faith.
Is this person really that stupid?
No. He's a poser. An atheist democrat posing as a Christian leader for propaganda purposes. Liberals love sites like this because they can paint crimes onto groups who have committed no crime.
"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats
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