Steve "Pedobear" Dawes, self-admitted socialist, jobless and mooching, wants to become a public "servant", as much as one can be without actually doing any work.
Yo, Steve--notice that most successful guys don't wear rat's nests on their faces when they're running for positions of public trust? I dunno, kinda gives the wrong impression, like, "Hey, ****ers! I'm gonna mismanage your shit but you knew that the second you looked at my ass!"