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Offline Mr Mannn

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Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« on: March 12, 2012, 08:05:28 PM »
Hey, AL! So now you've shot your campaign in the foot whats next for you? Its not like you can use the slogan, "Vote for Grayson or he'll drive again!"
*** All you opponent has to do is play sound effects or screeching tires and you're done.
The celebrity dinners are over. You fellow rats will abandon you. You won't even rate robo calls.

Maybe you can be a cub reporter with Nads.
Will Pitt always needs another pedophile for a coauthor.
Socialist Steve Dawes probably could use a campaign manager.
But you are a lawyer...you can likely turn this into a permanent ride on the disability gravy train.

I doubt you can go back to ambulance chasing, cause...well...now you've been on both sides of the ambulance.

So whats a happening guy like you, beloved of DU and KOS gonna do now? Soros has no openings for losers.
At some point Al, you're gonna come back to DU. All the crazies do. What will you tell them?

frankly I think MSNBC has a position with your name on it. Just rememberthat one guy who's now on Al Gore's network, and don't get cocky.

Bottom line Al (I can call you Al, right?), you ran a red light and hit people. Kinda hard to regain trust after that. Anthony Weiner just sent photos of his manhood out all over the net. DU forgave him because they all did that, even Nads.

What you need is a schtick to work with. Since Bobo disappeared into a loony bin somewhere, YOU can take up her mantle of homeless advocate. You can live out of your Mercedes, get free food at Occupy events, and post from an IPAD. THIS is your calling, Al.

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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 08:50:42 PM »
Odds are that slimeball will sue the city for putting the bus in his way.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 09:29:07 PM »
Odds are that slimeball will sue the city for putting the bus in his way.
Maybe he will consult with Dennis "Olive Pit" Kookcinich, and John "$400 haircut" Edwards first.
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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 11:23:00 PM »
Omaha Steve the Socialist needs to hit Grayson up for a donation and an endorsement. Grayson took Steve's donation, time for some DUmmy pay it forward.

That would be wonderful !


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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 04:46:14 AM »
Maybe he will consult with Dennis "Olive Pit" Kookcinich, and John "$400 haircut" Edwards first.

Grayson could hire "Ambulance Chaser" Edwards to represent him, and they could chase each other.   :lmao:
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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 05:56:23 AM »
Grayson could hire "Ambulance Chaser" Edwards to represent him, and they could chase each other.   :lmao:

Read that and instantly pictured 2 dogs simultaneously sniffing each others ass.
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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 07:34:24 AM »
Omaha Steve the Socialist needs to hit Grayson up for a donation and an endorsement. Grayson took Steve's donation, time for some DUmmy pay it forward.

That would be wonderful !



What a capital idea!  Lurking Steve, can you imagine what a DUmp hero you'd be with a Grayson endorsement? 

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Re: Shout out to DUer, Alan Grayson
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM »
Read that and instantly pictured 2 dogs simultaneously sniffing each others ass.
A "feedback" loop.
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