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Jim Carrey's new gf
« on: March 12, 2012, 11:58:56 AM »
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 12:07:12 PM »
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 12:10:33 PM »
"I'm not just the Hair Club president, I'm also a client."
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 12:11:07 PM »

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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2012, 12:11:49 PM »
It looks like he is trying to drag her away from the cameras  :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2012, 12:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2012, 12:11:49 PM
It looks like he is trying to drag her away from the cameras  :lmao: :lmao:

Oh, how his career has fallen when he goes from Jenny McCarthy and Anchal Joseph to the poster girl for alopecia.

Psst...Jim.  You're rich.  Spot the girl the price of a bottle of Rogaine or some shit like that.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2012, 12:17:54 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 12, 2012, 12:15:49 PM
Oh, how his career has fallen when he goes from Jenny McCarthy and Anchal Joseph to the poster girl for alopecia.

Psst...Jim.  You're rich.  Spot the girl the price of a bottle of Rogaine or some shit like that.

Or just get her some bangs  :naughty:
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2012, 12:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2012, 12:17:54 PM
Or just get her some bangs  :naughty:

Ya know, seriously, I understand that some women have similar hair issues as do men.  Got it.  But by the same token, few if any women can pull off the Michael Chiklis/Bruce Willis/Patrick Stewart bit--the only ones that come to mind is Grace Jones and the late Persis Khambatta.

Take from that what you will.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2012, 12:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 12, 2012, 11:58:56 AM
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Holy Christ! Most people have a forehead....That right there is a fivehead! :o
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2012, 12:34:08 PM »
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 12:36:56 PM »
Jim, grow up and get with someone your age, homeboy.

dude, you're 50 now; stop scoping out the high school babes.  lol

And east a steak or something will ya; you look ungainly. :-)
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2012, 12:39:06 PM »
You know what's scary about Jim, PimpDawg?

He's wearing a jacket that probably runs more than I make in a week.  And it looks like sheeeeeeetttttt.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2012, 12:39:56 PM »
I agree with Gina, She needs bangs!!! or another idea is part her hair on the side with a broad sweep. She would look better with a layered look with bangs. It's a shame, because she has cute facial features. A cute pixie cut, would be perfect.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2012, 01:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 12, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
Holy Christ! Most people have a forehead....That right there is a fivehead! :o

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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2012, 01:47:53 PM »
She must give good head.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2012, 01:54:11 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 12, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
She must give good head.

As skinny as she is, even that wouldn't be good. ...but it may be what happened to her hair.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2012, 02:12:42 PM »
THEY CALL HER "Lollipop"  :lmao:
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 02:24:04 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 12, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
She must give good head.

Or maybe, allegedly like Demi Moore with Bruce Willis, went the poop shoot route on 1st date.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2012, 02:30:06 PM »
:thatsright: TMI
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2012, 03:51:10 PM »
Man, Olive Oil has more meat on her bones, and better looking than she is.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2012, 03:57:46 PM »
OMG! the forehead, and after seeing Theresa on Celebrity Apprentice who has no forehead.
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2012, 09:41:56 PM »
Maybe she's a young Klingon? You know one of the Duras sisters that got left out of Star Trek :The Next Generation.



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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2012, 12:23:16 AM »
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Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2012, 08:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 12, 2012, 03:57:46 PM
OMG! the forehead, and after seeing Theresa on Celebrity Apprentice who has no forehead.
I had to Nadin  it, but you're right!  Goes from eyebrows straight to hairline. 
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