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Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« on: March 11, 2012, 02:11:54 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002411290

Oh my.

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I know a dittohead who’s dumb beyond belief

My neighbor’s cousin is visiting her here in Florida. This cousin thinks Limbaugh is “brilliant,” he watches Fox “News” to “stay informed,” and he’s a fundamentalist “Christian” who thinks science is made-up myth.

A few days ago, we went over to the beach and I decided to find out exactly how far his non-belief in science went.

There was a cargo ship out toward the horizon and it was sailing south. I asked him if he knew that ships going south moved faster than ships going north. “Really?” he said. “How come?” I told him to look at any map or globe and that it was obvious that ships sailing south were going downhill and ships sailing north were going uphill. Nodding his head he said, “That’s interesting. I never realized that.”

This is a true story and, quite honestly, I find it frightening to have to share the planet with people this incredibly stupid. It might be proof positive that listening to Limbaugh and watching Fox “News” rots your brain.

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2. Of course, it's the other way around below the equator.....

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Cyrano (7,873 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. No, it's the same. Look at any map or globe.

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32. AH - Gotcha! Ice floats, so Antarctica HAS to be uphill from the Equator!

Of course, the reason there is more ice in Antarctica than at the North Pole is there are more oceans to freeze in the Southern Hemisphere than in the Northern one.

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38. Very small rocks float too...

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Cyrano (7,873 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

39. I'm not sure you're right about this. Human excretion also floats, but

it doesn't all end up in Antarctica.

Nope, it all floats right towards Skins's island, and gets beached there.

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26. I cant belive he dint no that

lol, you shouldn't screw with his head like that or he may think you're an idiot now

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29. There was the possiblity that he wouldn't have bought my explanation. For all I knew, he might have believed the world was flat.

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28. How can you stand to be around that?

Just wondering.

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Cyrano (7,873 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

30. As I said in the OP, sharing this planet with people like that really frightens me.

Sharing this planet with Cryano and the lonestarnut scares the shit out of franksolich.

Which inevitably floats towards Skins's island, and gets beached there.

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33. So it frightens you, is that all?

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37. It's part of the reason I'm an agnostic. What kind of "Supreme Being" would have created dumbness?

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36. I will have to assume that 20 years ago it was dump N***** or P**** stories that caught your fancy.

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40. I don't understand what you're saying, wistler162. It sounds insulting.

Hmmmm.

Oscar Wilde doesn't get it.  The large-proboscised primitive never gets it.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 02:29:15 PM »
Even Pam Dawson comes up with more believable bouncies than that.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 02:34:27 PM »
Pam Dawson's bouncies are intertaining.
The big nosed ones, are just stupid lies.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 03:02:32 PM »
Ya know BigNose, there is some truth to what you puked. If you look at ocean currents, you will find I think, that actually you can sail a helluva lot faster to, say Britain, than you can from Britain to here. Ocean currents can slow you down or speed you up according to which way your goin'.

So, your not nearly as clever as you think you are. Your just a typical DUmbass, struttin' around like a little banty rooster, gettin' ready to have your ass handed to you by one of the hens.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 03:12:09 PM »
just a reminder, DUmbass -

[youtube=420,315]zNZczIgVXjg[/youtube]

Yeah -- that Hank Johnson is a total rethug.  :lmao:
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 03:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 11, 2012, 02:34:27 PM
Pam Dawson's bouncies are intertaining.
The big nosed ones, are just stupid lies.
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It's so stupid, this primitive contention that religious people can't be scientific.

I know a lot of religious people, practicing Christians mostly, who understand and use science every day, every hour, of life.

To those for whom science is the end-all, the know-all, of all things, it reminds me of someone embarking on a walk to eternity, and then stopping, refusing to go any further, after ten miles. 

Reality is Infinite; the human cerebral capacity to understand, the human eyes to see. is finite.

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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 04:00:17 PM »
Lurking DUmmies, your super smart compadres are buying this BS story hook, line, and sinker.  Then they chime in with their smug put-downs in order to feel superior to an imaginary Limbaugh/Fox devotee.

The common clay--not buying this obvious lie--here at CC are having a laugh at the expense of the real gullible you.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 06:10:10 PM »
I believe I would agree with any DUmmie...just so they would shut up.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 06:21:10 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 11, 2012, 03:30:10 PM
It's so stupid, this primitive contention that religious people can't be scientific.

I know a lot of religious people, practicing Christians mostly, who understand and use science every day, every hour, of life.

To those for whom science is the end-all, the know-all, of all things, it reminds me of someone embarking on a walk to eternity, and then stopping, refusing to go any further, after ten miles. 

Reality is Infinite; the human cerebral capacity to understand, the human eyes to see. is finite.

I always get, "So ya really think God created the universe in 7 days"

For which I always reply, "So, do ya know what the length of a day is in God's realm? Didn't think so!"
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 07:04:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 11, 2012, 06:10:10 PM
I believe I would agree with any DUmmie...just so they would shut up.

That's what happened, if anything happened at all.  If someone told me that I'd just smile and nod in agreement realizing that I'm dealing with an idiot.  And Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is the prime example of an idiot.

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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 08:50:22 AM »
You DUmbasses look so gullible and stupid every time you buy wholesale these idiotic stories you tell each other. 

To reiterate:  Hank Johnson.  Yours. 
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2012, 09:56:18 AM »
This explains why lazy, DUmbass yankee liberals are coming south....it's downhill and they just roll down hill and are to lazy to go back up the hill. :-)

...but I have a plan. It involves the Gulf Stream flowing north and shit floating.
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Re: Cryano admits he's dumb beyond belief
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2012, 12:50:22 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 12, 2012, 09:56:18 AM
This explains why lazy, DUmbass yankee liberals are coming south....it's downhill and they just roll down hill and are to lazy to go back up the hill. :-)

...but I have a plan. It involves the Gulf Stream flowing north and shit floating.

H5 from this Ga Peach!  :rofl:
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