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Offline Chris_

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Poop happens
« on: May 09, 2008, 05:22:50 PM »
Woman Files Claim, Saying Dog Feces Ruined Family Outing

(AP) A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.

City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr said the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, "poop happens."

Kelly DeBrocky, of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler's ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5.

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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 05:33:40 PM »
she filed that with a straight face???? Oh my.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 05:34:48 PM »
That is a pretty crappy suit.  I mean, what a pantload!

Something here really stinks to high heaven.
 
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 05:37:46 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 09, 2008, 05:34:48 PM
That is a pretty crappy suit.  I mean, what a pantload!

Something here really stinks to high heaven.
 
...well, if the (DUmmie) shoe fits...   :-)
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 05:45:03 PM »
That's a poor case, the lawyer will have to tread carefully to avoid upsetting the judge.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 06:56:25 PM »
She's got squat for a case.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 07:46:23 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 09, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
That's a poor case, the lawyer will have to tread carefully to avoid upsetting the judge.
I'm sure the case will be over and dung with soon enough.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 08:01:35 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 09, 2008, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 09, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
That's a poor case, the lawyer will have to tread carefully to avoid upsetting the judge.
I'm sure the case will be over and dung with soon enough.
 :-)

So what is the latest scoop on this case?
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 08:10:19 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on May 09, 2008, 05:33:40 PM
she filed that with a straight face???? Oh my.

My guess is that she was more likely shite-faced at the time. Bottoms up!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 08:16:15 PM »
What kind of cheap-ass shoes are "ruined" by dog poop and why would this woman be so negligent as to allow the child to wear such a flimsy footcover to a public place?  Were they made of $54.00 worth of rice paper?

Hey lady, try some soap and water.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 08:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 09, 2008, 08:01:35 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 09, 2008, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 09, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
That's a poor case, the lawyer will have to tread carefully to avoid upsetting the judge.
I'm sure the case will be over and dung with soon enough.
 :-)

So what is the latest scoop on this case?

I'm sue happy that I'm not a DUmmie!
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 08:19:14 AM »
JUDGE: You're shit-out-of-luck.
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Re: Poop happens
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 08:38:36 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 10, 2008, 08:19:14 AM
JUDGE: You're shit-out-of-luck.

Up shit creek without a paddle?  :innocent:
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