One night when the prez ain't flying around in AF#1, we should convert it. DUmmies like to convert people, we'll convert things. So we convert AF#1 to a prop job, then we give Obama and Moochelle each a hand crank to wind the rubber bands that drive the props.
I should patent that idea and get Al Bore to sell stock in our new company. You plan your trips well in advance and every weekend you go by the airport and wind your rubber band until you have it wound enough rubber bands tight enough to power an airplane.....we'll call it "Green Air Rubber Credits".