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How Obama Got Elected
« on: March 07, 2012, 10:02:53 PM »
Let's take a trip back in time to watch this video from 2008...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JJLLfTR8I&feature=g-vrec&context=G26f7d75RVAAAAAAAABA[/youtube]
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 10:39:30 PM »
You know is scarier, that this numbwatts will be voting for him again!!! :banghead: :banghead: :stoner:
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2012, 11:03:38 PM »
When they start chanting " owe bum a", that is the beginning of their metamorphasis into obumazombies. I noticed the dozen interviewees had approximately the same level of being a well informed voter as Peggy Joseph. She is my personal poster girl for the lib/dem/socialists.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 07:56:35 AM »
This woman voted for Obama because he was going to pay for her Mortgage and gas for her car. She actually thought that! It is scary to think how many other people think, or thought, the same thing.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI[/youtube]

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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2012, 08:47:57 AM »
Stupid people voting is the downside of democracy.  Prior to runaway entitlements, they at least didn't have any particular reason to vote, so they were just random noise.  Nowadays, it's a bigger threat to our national future than China, Iran, the Norks, Islamic terrorists, worldwide pandemics, and alien invasion combined.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2012, 10:46:34 AM »
Nowadays, it's a bigger threat to our national future than ... alien invasion...

I'm pretty sure the aliens are about fed-up with this shit.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 10:59:04 AM »
I'm pretty sure the aliens are about fed-up with this shit.

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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 12:35:28 PM »
This woman voted for Obama because he was going to pay for her Mortgage and gas for her car. She actually thought that! It is scary to think how many other people think, or thought, the same thing.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI[/youtube]
Ahhh, my good friend Peggy Joseph. She's not the first obumazombie, but she started the flood of zombies for owebuma.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 01:23:43 PM »
Stupid people voting is the downside of democracy.  Prior to runaway entitlements, they at least didn't have any particular reason to vote, so they were just random noise.  Nowadays, it's a bigger threat to our national future than China, Iran, the Norks, Islamic terrorists, worldwide pandemics, and alien invasion combined.

Maybe the FF had the right idea when they only let the landowners vote. 
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 01:27:50 PM »
Maybe the FF had the right idea when they only let the landowners vote. 
How about proportional tax voting ?  The more taxes you pay, the more votes you get.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2012, 01:32:28 PM »
The most glorious Peggy Joseph

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PkaNfNzoaQY/The6Se0usSI/AAAAAAAAAes/LNwRse3RHeo/s1600/aa1.jpg

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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2012, 01:34:40 PM »
How about proportional tax voting ?  The more taxes you pay, the more votes you get.

Nah, one person, one vote still works, but in that vein, I still think some sort of civics test would be a nice idea...can't name 5 of the amendments in the Bill of Rights?  Too bad for you.

Nothing hard, just a check to see if they've been paying attention or are still in a diabetic coma from too much Kool-Aid.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2012, 02:14:38 PM »
Nah, one person, one vote still works, but in that vein, I still think some sort of civics test would be a nice idea...can't name 5 of the amendments in the Bill of Rights?  Too bad for you.

Nothing hard, just a check to see if they've been paying attention or are still in a diabetic coma from too much Kool-Aid.
What bothers me is that a complete taker, can cancel out all the productivity of a complete maker with one person one vote.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2012, 08:45:37 PM »
Nah, one person, one vote still works, but in that vein, I still think some sort of civics test would be a nice idea...can't name 5 of the amendments in the Bill of Rights?  Too bad for you.

Nothing hard, just a check to see if they've been paying attention or are still in a diabetic coma from too much Kool-Aid.
ummmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmm, I know the 2nd amendment. I always get confused with the rights like the right to bear arms, and the freedoms, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, right of public assembly....Oh shit I am screwed.............
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2012, 09:02:49 PM »
Why remind me.  I will never forget my kids teacher pushing Obama on her and the class during class election . Ugh, glad she stuck to her guns, just wish America would have seen the same as the kids, at her school he was down 65% .... Maybe we should start letting them vote younger. I'm blaming his election on the 20 somethings.

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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2012, 10:21:17 PM »
You know is scarier, that this numbwatts will be voting for him again!!! :banghead: :banghead: :stoner:
Some, maybe, but only if someone leaves a trail of Communist Manfestos to lead them to the polling place.

But 0bama isn't as shiny or new as he was back in '08 and things suck worse so, what is their motivation this time?
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2012, 02:24:02 PM »
Nah, one person, one vote still works, but in that vein, I still think some sort of civics test would be a nice idea...can't name 5 of the amendments in the Bill of Rights?  Too bad for you.

Nothing hard, just a check to see if they've been paying attention or are still in a diabetic coma from too much Kool-Aid.

And whether or not they truly understand the meaning of the 1st Amendment.

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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2012, 04:32:20 PM »
One person, one vote.....and the first three rows of tombstones.
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Re: How Obama Got Elected
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2012, 06:12:16 PM »
One person, one vote.....and the first three rows of tombstones.
The libs have voting early and often down to a science.
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