I want a mansion, a plush 747, hell, two of them so if one of them has a dirty ashtray then I still have a spare; I want limos, sports cars, free tickets to Wally World, free T3 line, a direct satellite link to DirecTV, all premium channels free, Dominoe's pizza delivery, and a couple of billion dollars or so. I could be greedy and ask for Laker tickets, but I'll be fair about it. After all, in this socialist paradise, we have to consider the plight of our fellow man and all.