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'Joe the Plumber' wins Ohio Republican congressional primary bid

"Wurzelbacher escaped with a narrow 51 to 48 percent victory."

“I think people are looking for substance,” he said."

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/73715.html#ixzz1oQGiEVcE

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1. what the **** is wrong with Ohio???

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6. This has to be the most retarded state in the U.S.

If I lost my state job tomorrow, my wife and I would pack up and head out west. I love the scenery of Ohio, (until the citizens of Ohio ruin it by breathing, and existing)...

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14. And where is this struggling, working-class "plumber" getting money to campaign?

That needs to be the first question people ask him

Hocking Sandra Fluke videos?

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6. This has to be the most retarded state in the U.S.

If I lost my state job tomorrow, my wife and I would pack up and head out west. I love the scenery of Ohio, (until the citizens of Ohio ruin it by breathing, and existing)...

Well you better kill yourself now before you destroy the rest of the planet.

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6. This has to be the most retarded state in the U.S.

If I lost my state job tomorrow, my wife and I would pack up and head out west. I love the scenery of Ohio, (until the citizens of Ohio ruin it by breathing, and existing)...

These folks sure can give me a headache.

What the heck is he waiting for, make the move!

Oh, thats right, I guess he enjoys being a whore to the state of Ohio too much.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2012, 01:33:35 PM by EagleKeeper »
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14. And where is this struggling, working-class "plumber" getting money to campaign?

That needs to be the first question people ask him

Where did Obama get the money to run for the senate?

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Where did Obama get the money to run for the senate?
Kenya.

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Soros.

I thought the snotty regional bigotry was NOT ALLOWED at the DU?  What does all this "retardedness" say about Marcy Kaptur? 

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What does all this "retardedness" say about Marcy Kaptur? 


Great question...In other news, no answer forthcoming.
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Where did Obama get the money to run for the senate?

In order of magnitude;

Unions
Public employee unions
China
Middle east countries
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14. And where is this struggling, working-class "plumber" getting money to campaign?

That needs to be the first question people ask him

Well it shouldn't be too hard to figure out, since the Obama smear machine pretty much got up his ass about twenty seconds after his comments to The Chosen One were first aired, and every facet of his personal life was investigated and published. So the infrastructure is probably still there. And BTW, he was a private citizen, too, with much less exposure than Ms. Flukeworm. That didn't stop the vileness directed at him.

But of course, that's "different".  :whatever:
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Don't worry primitives !

The word is that the planet Zetox has ended its exile of The Great Gazoo and he has returned home, and is running for office there.



Above. Kucinich considers his options after his Ohio loss.
 

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Don't worry primitives !

The word is that the planet Zetox has ended its exile of The Great Gazoo and he has returned home, and is running for office there.



Above. Kucinich considers his options after his Ohio loss.
 
He could become a board member of a pitted olive company, or maybe a dental restoration company.
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Kucinich will be remembered as the only candidate ever to actually discuss, in a presidential debate, his experience of seeing a UFO.

The evil elf actually did that, although he refused to speculate on its origin.

That's a distinction that may never be matched.

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Kucinich will be remembered as the only candidate ever to actually discuss, in a presidential debate, his experience of seeing a UFO.

The evil elf actually did that, although he refused to speculate on its origin.

That's a distinction that may never be matched.
James Traficant (D) used to close his a lot of floor speeches with "Beam me up Scotty". In his defense he was probably being satirical.
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Joe the Plumber.  How sweet it is!

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Joe the Plumber.  How sweet it is!

 :cheersmate:

Correct me if I'm wrong. Joe the plumber could be seated in the house before Obama leaves office, tight? ....Picture Joe waving goodbye to Obama as he leaves Washington.
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Correct me if I'm wrong. Joe the plumber could be seated in the house before Obama leaves office, tight? ....Picture Joe waving goodbye to Obama as he leaves Washington.

I'm not sure whether the new Congressmen are seated on or before Inauguration day, but the new Congress doesn't convene a session until afterward I believe, until then it's still the old one in 'Lame duck' mode.
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I'm not sure whether the new Congressmen are seated on or before Inauguration day, but the new Congress doesn't convene a session until afterward I believe, until then it's still the old one in 'Lame duck' mode.

It'd be nice if he called out to a departing Obama, "I can offer you a job now that you're gone and I can afford another truck. Do you know how to turn a wrench?"
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It'd be nice if he called out to a departing Obama, "I can offer you a job now that you're gone and I can afford another truck. Do you know how to turn a wrench?"

Now that's just silly.  We all know Obama has no idea how to do that.
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It'd be nice if he called out to a departing Obama, "I can offer you a job now that you're gone and I can afford another truck. Do you know how to turn a wrench?"

...and Obama replies, "How did you know I was trying to turn the bitter wench?"
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I'm not sure whether the new Congressmen are seated on or before Inauguration day, but the new Congress doesn't convene a session until afterward I believe, until then it's still the old one in 'Lame duck' mode.

The new Congress convenes January 3rd, 2013; Obama's Last Day is January 20th, 2013.  They will overlap.
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The new Congress convenes January 3rd, 2013; Obama's Last Day is January 20th, 2013.  They will overlap.

Thanks for the info, I wasn't aware of that.
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Correct me if I'm wrong. Joe the plumber could be seated in the house before Obama leaves office, tight? ....Picture Joe waving goodbye to Obama as he leaves Washington.
In that district he has no chance of winning. Compared with this guy, socialist Steve Dawes is a frontrunner.

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In that district he has no chance of winning. Compared with this guy, socialist Steve Dawes is a frontrunner.
He might surprise you. No one ever gave a chance for a non democrat to fill Chappaquiddick Ted's senate seat.
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He might surprise you. No one ever gave a chance for a non democrat to fill Chappaquiddick Ted's senate seat.
Never say never, but look at the map.

That district is deep blue Toledo, connected to a big chunk of deep blue Cleveland by a hundred-mile long strip of soybean fields.

Its purpose is to quarantine a good percentage of Ohio's lunatic dems in a single congressional district.

It does a great job of that, but makes it really tough for a repuke to win.