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DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« on: March 06, 2012, 06:23:25 PM »
Not sure if this qualifies as one; but it's close...

http://election.democraticunderground.com/1059316

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Ok. My values trumped guilt today.

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Woman staffer at the grocery store wanted me to go through the automated checkout. As she scanned the newspaper, she said "Oh, you are a Santorum voter?" Where she got that from the paper I do not know????
I said "Are you?"
She said dreamily "Oh yes".
I asked her why and she said "I am pro-life". My response was "...and other issues at all?" Nope. That and that he was Catholic.
"Are you sure?" I asked.
She looked at me puzzled. I then laid into her "Well I am bigger Pro-life than you are with your limited issue. I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life. Too bad you limit yourself to such a narrow view".
I then left after I thanked her for her help. I questioned if I should have felt guilty but today I walked away saying "NAHHHHHHH!" Not today.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2012, 06:26:46 PM »
Shut up Glinda.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2012, 06:27:12 PM »
Well since the Dems support Obama shall we assume they're for high gas prices, high grocery store price, high unemployment, and pro as many Americans as possible being on social welfare programs?
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2012, 06:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 06, 2012, 06:27:12 PM
Well since the Dems support Obama shall we assume they're for high gas prices, high grocery store price, high unemployment, and pro as many Americans as possible being on social welfare programs?

Of course they are. The more people on social welfare programs, the more people voting to keep Dems in power...
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 06:30:59 PM »
Well, let's see, I'm:

Pro-planet.  I live here, right?  I use the planet and it's resources to make life better for all mankind.
Pro-animal.  I eat their flesh and use their hides for clothing.
Pro-environment.  Where else are my children and grandchildren going to learn about hunting, fishing, farming, and riding their dirt bikes.   :-)

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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2012, 06:33:27 PM »
Oh, that sucked.
I am pro-universe. Top that, fuquewad.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012, 06:37:25 PM »
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012, 06:38:09 PM »
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I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life.


FRAUD!!!!!! If you're so pro-planet, why buy a paper? How many trees died so you could read the news???? KILLER!!!!!!!


 :thatsright:
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2012, 06:44:25 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on March 06, 2012, 06:38:09 PM

FRAUD!!!!!! If you're so pro-planet, why buy a paper? How many trees died so you could read the news???? KILLER!!!!!!!


 :thatsright:

Why is this killer "Glinda" (she has to have a middle name, all serial killers have a middle name) using a computer? Think of all the plastic used in Glenda's computer, the coal used to power her electricity so she can turn on her computer and the gas used to go to the bouncy grocery store outing.  Why does Glinda hate the planet so much?
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 06:45:15 PM »
11/2 bongs because of it being framed in a grocery store where a DUche yelled at a hard working person. My only question is what did the "woman staffer" think about her paying on an EBT card?
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2012, 06:54:52 PM »
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I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life.

Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012, 06:56:09 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 06, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.

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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 07:05:42 PM »
Quote from: jukin on March 06, 2012, 06:45:15 PM
11/2 bongs because of it being framed in a grocery store where a DUche yelled at a hard working person. My only question is what did the "woman staffer" think about her paying on an EBT card?

Too many bongs.  It was not a hard working employee.  The employee wanter the DUmmie to use the self-checkout so that the cashier didn't have to get off her (union?) lazy ass.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 07:14:56 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 06, 2012, 06:33:27 PM
Oh, that sucked.
I am pro-universe. Top that, fuquewad.

Game, set, and match to Dutch. :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 07:18:06 PM »
I am pro multi-dimensional space-time.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 07:48:11 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 06, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.

OK... I spewed my coffee all over the monitor on that one.

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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 08:31:41 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on March 06, 2012, 06:23:25 PM
Not sure if this qualifies as one; but it's close...

http://election.democraticunderground.com/1059316


Yeah I'd say that is a bouncy.
Not a good quality bouncy, but a bouncy just the same. There hasn't been a good quality bouncy in ages.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 12:01:59 AM »
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1. Idiot's, the're everywhere.
"The're" qualifies as a typo.

"Idiot's" is appropriate, since only an idiot uses an apostrophe to make a plural.

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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 12:11:29 AM »
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She said dreamily "Oh yes".

I don't think I've ever heard someone speak dreamily.  Is it like when a cat purrs ?

Glinda was speaking to Glinda at the pretend store.  Pauvre bete.   :mental:
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 12:46:34 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 06, 2012, 06:30:59 PM
Well, let's see, I'm:

Pro-planet.  I live here, right?  I use the planet and it's resources to make life better for all mankind.
Pro-animal.  I eat their flesh and use their hides for clothing.
Pro-environment.  Where else are my children and grandchildren going to learn about hunting, fishing, farming, and riding their dirt bikes.   :-)


You are a real pro, and I'm pro pro.
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 04:11:55 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 06, 2012, 07:18:06 PM
I am pro multi-dimensional space-time.


But, does "the good Doctor" exist within the universe?

Dutch still wins.  As much as it pains me to say it, . . . he still wins that exchange. :tongue:
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 09:24:28 AM »
They do love grocery bouncies, they write lots of them.
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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 09:35:14 AM »


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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 09:41:17 AM »
Even if it were true, does it ever occur to them that once they stomp out of the store, numerous people are thinking to themselves, "Liberals and democrats.  What assholes." 

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Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 09:44:24 AM »
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Woman staffer at the grocery store wanted me to go through the automated checkout. As she scanned the newspaper....."

I dunno about anybody else, but I come from an area famous for its customer service, and so perhaps I may be wrong.

But this doesn't strike me as credible even in an area not famous for its customer service; I can't see where it would be tolerated.
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