« on: March 05, 2012, 09:26:27 PM »
DRINKER Dave Marriott faces being kicked out of his local club — because of his FLATULENCE.
Dave, 49, was hauled before the committee after other members complained about the stink. He was told to stop — or be barred.
Dave, a member for 30 years at Grange Villa Workmen's Social Club, said: "There's quite a bit of flatulence down the club and they seem to be cracking down — perhaps it's because women are now allowed in the bar.
"But I don't purposefully blast in front of them. In fairness it's not just me, but I'm probably the worst.
"In the past, pub landlords have given me a pint for clearing the bar at closing time, but I'm not proud of myself.
Gassy Dave
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Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town
