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Offline CG6468

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Speaking of farts....
« on: March 05, 2012, 09:26:27 PM »
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DRINKER Dave Marriott faces being kicked out of his local club — because of his FLATULENCE.

Dave, 49, was hauled before the committee after other members complained about the stink. He was told to stop — or be barred.

Dave, a member for 30 years at Grange Villa Workmen's Social Club, said: "There's quite a bit of flatulence down the club and they seem to be cracking down — perhaps it's because women are now allowed in the bar.

"But I don't purposefully blast in front of them. In fairness it's not just me, but I'm probably the worst.

"In the past, pub landlords have given me a pint for clearing the bar at closing time, but I'm not proud of myself.

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Re: Speaking of farts....
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 11:26:27 PM »
Did somebody step on a duck ?
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