Thank goodness for Steve Dawes, committed lifelong supporter of Socialism.
His pie shop of a political campaign is the only thing the DUmp has going for it right now.
It is sooooo boring. Nothing but sluts, pills, and harmless spitballs tossed at Rush.
Where is nutcase nadin? She should be providing us with at least three of her comical, arrogant threads every day.
Where is Sara Imaboobi? Here it is March. She should have been used and discarded by at least three "boyfriends" since the first of the year.
Where is Horse with no Brain? We need to catch up with her slutty daughter, and her move from her dusty, crappy Texas trailer park.
DUmmy taverner's imagination has failed him as his heroin habit spirals out of control. He's boring.
The catbox squatter, DUmmy Husb2Spunkly, has been in contention for most boring, unoriginal, unimaginative DUmmy for years. He's useless.
Poor, stupid Beth could be a contender, but she's just piping up with a few random "lol" comments. Nothing of worth from her.
So we're left with Steve Dawes, the only lifelong Socialist in Bellevue, Nebraska, and poor, addled grasswire Judy Smith. That's a weak team.