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Offline dandi

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The Compassionate Liberal
« on: March 03, 2012, 11:35:59 PM »
I'm all choked up.


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I called 911 again today, this time for a mother on the shoulder with her baby.

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I do not call 911 for every car on the side of the road. I realize that the CHP are buissy.

About two weeks ago, it was raining, and about 5 cars had pulled over on the center divide which was a narrow shoulder no larger then one lane. people were out of their cars, I can only guess to exchange insurance companies. It occured to me like a dangerous situation because the traffic before the accident was moving at 65 to 70mph, and only slowed to 50 right next to the accident. Did I mention it was raining? That might not seem like a big deal to some of you, but in California, People forget how to drive when it rains. After I safely passed I pulled over and called. the 911 operator was courtious as I relayed the situation and that it seemed like no one was hurt, but it also seemed like a dangerous situation. She thanked me and said they would send some one.

Today I called again. This time it was not raining. a single gray Pris on the right shoulder well out of traffic. A mother with a baby on her shoulder was standing on the other side of the gaurd rail rocking the baby. l don't know if there were any other kids in the car as I went by too fast, but this glimps caused me to think: "What if that were my wife? What if that were my child? What if her cell phone was dead?" Again I pulled over and called 911. I relayed the situation and location. Again the operator was courtious and said they would send some one to check on her.

After I continued on my way, I saw 3 more cars that seemed to be broken down on the shoulder. one of them had a male driver, the other two were empty. I didn't call. None of thouse seemed like dangerous situations.

I'm not sure why I'm telling you this except to say that I wish that people cared more about each other. Especially children who are killed in auto accidents more then any other cause of death. I love my family, and I love yours too even though I don't know you.

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A lady stranded on the side of the road with a baby. Don't know if she had a phone to call for help. What's the solution? Call the gubmint! Don't stop to check on her. Don't offer her your phone. Don't ask if she needs a ride. The conservative method would likely have been to stop and give a hand.

Of course the DUmmy receives lavish praise for its magnanimity towards those in need.

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caring as you. Good going!

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5. I can only hope if I'm stuck on the side of the rode that you happen to drive by. You're right; we

need a lot more people on the roads just like you.

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6. I think it's wise

to get out of the car and on the other side of the guard rail. It's what I've always told my Wife and kids to do.

And yes, it was nice of you to call.

What a guy/gal!
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2012, 11:44:51 PM »
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I'm not sure why I'm telling you this except to say that I wish that people cared more about each other.

Me too.  I saw your side get absolutely giddy about Andrew Breitbart's death.  ::)  You all make me sick. 

You know, your car could be burning and I would pull you from it.  I wouldn't be like, "Oh, F*** that, that asshole has an Obama 2012 sticker... let him die!"  I'd save you from that burning vehicle because I'm a human being trying to save another human being.
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2012, 04:12:26 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 03, 2012, 11:44:51 PM
Me too.  I saw your side get absolutely giddy about Andrew Breitbart's death.  ::)  You all make me sick. 

You know, your car could be burning and I would pull you from it.  I wouldn't be like, "Oh, F*** that, that asshole has an Obama 2012 sticker... let him die!"  I'd save you from that burning vehicle because I'm a human being trying to save another human being.

Not me I'd 911 cause I really care!
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2012, 05:58:14 AM »
Woman and baby in distress...call the government...it's their job to care for them. My what a good person am I. [DU/mode]
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2012, 06:41:19 AM »
So he'll call for a woman with a baby, but not for a man in the car?  What if the man pulled over because he was having chest pain?  Maybe the woman was out there rocking her baby because it had been screaming in the car and she was jut trying to calm it down?

In those 2 scenarios, who need the help more?


I'll adnit, I don't stop very oftern, but mostly that's cause I"m a female and it's not exactly safe (plus I'm worthless mechanically), but I can't count how many times my husband has called to say he's helping someone change a tire or push a car off the road or something.
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2012, 09:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Flame on March 04, 2012, 06:41:19 AM
So he'll call for a woman with a baby, but not for a man in the car?  What if the man pulled over because he was having chest pain?  Maybe the woman was out there rocking her baby because it had been screaming in the car and she was jut trying to calm it down?

In those 2 scenarios, who need the help more?


I'll adnit, I don't stop very oftern, but mostly that's cause I"m a female and it's not exactly safe (plus I'm worthless mechanically), but I can't count how many times my husband has called to say he's helping someone change a tire or push a car off the road or something.

That's man code for I'm stopping at the pub to have a beer.  :tongue:

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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 10:17:42 AM »
The scary thing is that the DUche really thinks it did a great thing.

"Quick somebody else help that person!!"
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2012, 10:38:16 AM »
Quote from: jukin on March 04, 2012, 10:17:42 AM
The scary thing is that the DUche really thinks it did a great thing.

"Quick somebody else help that person!!"

That is liberalism in a nut shell.

From the NILV (New Inetrnational Liberal Version) of the Bible,
Matthew 25:
35 For I was hungry and you demanded food stamps, I was thirsty and you demanded a government subsidy for free water, a stranger and you petitioned the government to welcome me.
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I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense, ill and you called for single payer, in prison and you sent me healing white light, and pictures of your hand.



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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2012, 10:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 04, 2012, 09:39:18 AM
That's man code for I'm stopping at the pub to have a beer.  :tongue:



Nah, he's tell me if he was doing that..I wouldn't care  LOL   O-)
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2012, 01:58:58 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 04, 2012, 10:38:16 AM
That is liberalism in a nut shell.

From the NILV (New Inetrnational Liberal Version) of the Bible,
Matthew 25:
35 For I was hungry and you demanded food stamps, I was thirsty and you demanded a government subsidy for free water, a stranger and you petitioned the government to welcome me.
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I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense, ill and you called for single payer, in prison and you sent me healing white light, and pictures of your hand.





 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, but my wife, who was reading over my shoulder, suddenly moved out of the way--something about "not being in the path of the lightning bolt," or similar . . . :zap:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 02:16:14 PM »
Quote from: Flame on March 04, 2012, 10:58:50 AM
Nah, he's tell me if he was doing that..I wouldn't care  LOL   O-)

I was just playing.  :-)
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2012, 02:17:04 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2012, 01:58:58 PM
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, but my wife, who was reading over my shoulder, suddenly moved out of the way--something about "not being in the path of the lightning bolt," or similar . . . :zap:

It is how the left reads it.  :-)
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2012, 02:37:58 PM »
This DUmpmonkey sounds like Pam Dawson trolling for compliments, but he spells like nutcase nadin.
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2012, 04:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 04, 2012, 10:38:16 AM
That is liberalism in a nut shell.

From the NILV (New Inetrnational Liberal Version) of the Bible,
Matthew 25:
35 For I was hungry and you demanded food stamps, I was thirsty and you demanded a government subsidy for free water, a stranger and you petitioned the government to welcome me.
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I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense, ill and you called for single payer, in prison and you sent me healing white light, and pictures of your hand.





OMG.  Instant classic.  You are awesome! :cheersmate:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2012, 04:56:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 04, 2012, 02:37:58 PM
This DUmpmonkey sounds like Pam Dawson trolling for compliments, but he spells like nutcase nadin.

You haven't heard of the Pris?:)
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2012, 05:11:44 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 04, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
OMG.  Instant classic.  You are awesome! :cheersmate:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2012, 06:44:27 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2012, 01:58:58 PM
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, but my wife, who was reading over my shoulder, suddenly moved out of the way--something about "not being in the path of the lightning bolt," or similar . . . :zap:

Just remember to duck if you hear thunder. 

The first time isn't always a "warning shot"! :lmao:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2012, 06:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 04, 2012, 10:38:16 AM
That is liberalism in a nut shell.

From the NILV (New Inetrnational Liberal Version) of the Bible,
Matthew 25:
35 For I was hungry and you demanded food stamps, I was thirsty and you demanded a government subsidy for free water, a stranger and you petitioned the government to welcome me.
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I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense, ill and you called for single payer, in prison and you sent me healing white light, and pictures of your hand.





 :bow: You're a genius! I am so stealing this. (with your permission, please.)
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2012, 08:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on March 04, 2012, 06:57:42 PM
:bow: You're a genius! I am so stealing this. (with your permission, please.)

As always everything I say here is fair game. I feel honored that you would want to use this.  :cheersmate:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2012, 08:42:06 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 04, 2012, 06:44:27 PM
Just remember to duck if you hear thunder. 

The first time isn't always a "warning shot"! :lmao:

If God was going to zap anyone I think he would visit DUmmyland first.  :-)

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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2012, 09:24:39 PM »
Did you find that at the US Patent Office?  :rofl:
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2012, 10:09:28 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 04, 2012, 09:13:32 PM

A Heimlich device that causes libs to cough up the truth ? Brilliant. I'll take a dozen or so.
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2012, 04:14:09 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 04, 2012, 06:44:27 PM
Just remember to duck if you hear thunder. 

The first time isn't always a "warning shot"! :lmao:

AFAIC, there are no "warning shots."  Center of mass.
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Re: The Compassionate Liberal
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2012, 08:47:05 AM »
I thought this was particularly funny:

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I was naked and you gave me free birth control at taxpayer expense
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I mean, the visual.  Come on.   :lmao:  And yeah, that is so theft-worthy.  With attribution. 


As for the OP.  The only thing running through my mind reading that was, "are you ****ing kidding me?"   
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