Like I didn't get enough of that kind of thing when my daughter insisted on watching My Little Pony videos back when VHS was new and cool.

Count me as gay. Actually, I am, as Sunday's child:
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and
gaySo there
