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Offline sondrab

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One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« on: March 02, 2012, 12:24:11 PM »
"How's it hanging?"

I always laugh when my husband has to do service at the local nuddie resort. I told the kids he was going to have to strip down when he got there to do the work.... And they completely believed me!!!
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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 03:06:28 PM »
Is that a porcupine?
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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 03:54:14 PM »
Is that a porcupine?

Where do nudests keep their car keys, credit cards and ID ??? 

Only problem I have with the Family nudest parks is the kids.  I am talking about the pre teen kids romping about in the buff in front of the adults that may not be someone to trust around young children.

Then the mothers that allow their teenage daughters to run about naked as a J bird in front of their fathers. What father wants to see their 14 year old daughters naked-----very odd.

Strange I cannot amagine being around of my mom or dad in the buff or seeing them naked much less their friends. 

Just my upbringing. However with my ex in the UP of Michigan in his comunity it was natural to take a Souna with friends and family.   

I was concered the pervert and up tight about my and kids bodys as the traditions they had were shocking to me.

None of these people would ever consider going nude in public, but a nice steam bath with the neighbors and the mail man or grocer was normal.

Darn, it is not easy to marry into a family with traditions other then ones own.    In Japan Public baths are the usual
just tradition and nothing wrong.   

I find nothing wrong with running about in a home doing house work in the buff.  free and liberating , but one does not run out naked to check the mail box.

Perhaps I am a prude from the old time, but the only time I get naked is to shower or jump into bed and surprise my Hubby.

If I lived on 20 acres of land and the weather was hot, no one for 5 miles then I just might go out and enjoy freedom, but I would not take my kids or my uncle Joe
 
 Question I have is in the Nudest camps, how can anyone sit in a chair someone just left with bare butt and not worry about if they farted or what ever on the seat.

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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 05:42:52 PM »
One thing I discovered in my squandered youth was that the only people who become nudists are the very ones who should not. Supermodels never become nudists for some reason...but old Granny Smith? Yep! She's out there looking for love in all her glory.

This is why you never see forums discussing a regional meet-ups at a nudie beach.
This is why when liberals protest in the buff, the locals never come out to see...it would be a total barf-o-rama!

I don't know why its always the ugly people who desire to bare all. Maybe they are upset that all the pretty gals get to go dancin and recieve free lobster dinners for doing the same thing.

Maybe if we start a fund to get ugly chica free meals at great restauants...maybe later in life they won't feel the need to punish us with public nudity.

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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 05:53:16 PM »
"How's it hanging?"

I always laugh when my husband has to do service at the local nuddie resort. I told the kids he was going to have to strip down when he got there to do the work.... And they completely believed me!!!
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Everytime I go they ask me to hold their box of donuts.

 :whatever:

That gets old.

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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 08:39:29 PM »
Just my upbringing. However with my ex in the UP of Michigan in his community it was natural to take a sauna with friends and family.   

None of these people would ever consider going nude in public, but a nice steam bath with the neighbors and the mail man or grocer was normal.

As a veteran of "saunas" in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants, I myself never ventured into one without at least underwear.  I had an example to set, after all. 

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.....but one does not run out naked to check the mail box.

If I lived on 20 acres of land and the weather was hot, no one for 5 miles then I just might go out and enjoy freedom.....

Don't.

Twenty acres in the middle of nowhere, the middle of the night, inside the house behind closed doors, no one around.....oops, someone ends up being around after all.
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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 08:48:36 PM »
I don't get it either he told me it was a bunch of 70+ sheets in the win, playing tennis. Eeww! One old lady bent over and gave him the ol stankeye. I'm so glad I don't have to work with him, I love my older customers but by golly I Damn sure don't wanta see em nakid.

Texacon.... I think we need to discuss this donut holder.   :-)

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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 10:05:06 PM »
Bwaahaahaa, if the nudist park was filled with men with ripped abs, muscles and a big package then I would volunteer for your hubby lol  :yahoo:

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Re: One question you will not hear at a nudist park....
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2012, 08:04:57 AM »
I don't get it either he told me it was a bunch of 70+ sheets in the win, playing tennis. Eeww! One old lady bent over and gave him the ol stankeye. I'm so glad I don't have to work with him, I love my older customers but by golly I Damn sure don't wanta see em nakid.

Texacon.... I think we need to discuss this donut holder.   :-)

Heh.

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