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Offline Mr Mannn

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Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« on: February 26, 2012, 10:12:20 AM »
http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php
Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley
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A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.

“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”

The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.

Point: this is San Fancisco, not Florida. NO ONE ARRESTED THE NAKED FAT CHICK. You would think deliberately causing property damage would be a misdemeanor...but not in Pelosi country. Being naked is a "Get Outa Jail Free" card in Frisco.
So think about that next time some one cuts you off.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2012, 10:53:08 AM »
Nope.  Not gonna do it.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2012, 11:19:53 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 26, 2012, 10:53:08 AM
Nope.  Not gonna do it.

I already did, before this was posted.  Eye bleach is on the shopping list.

Also, the reason why the fat chick wasn't arrested is that the owner of the car refused to press charges.  He figures that she's got enough problems being "unhinged," so he didn't want to add to them.  I say he should have.  He's already said that his insurance company was rather . . . "doubting" of the explanation.  I suppose that an adjuster can go to the link and see for himself. :o
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2012, 11:36:23 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 26, 2012, 10:53:08 AM
Nope.  Not gonna do it.

Me either. No way, no how.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2012, 11:37:28 AM »
They call it "San Fransicko" for a reason. (The pic ain't really that bad, Sparky. It's offensive, but not as bad as it could be.)

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 11:42:41 AM »
Whatabunchofbabies! Its not so bad. I could almost post it here in this forum.
You have seen far worse at zombietime or an OWS protest.

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2012, 01:56:12 PM »
Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley

Could be big foot, but could be Nadin.

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Photo: John Knight via SF GateA woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.

“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”

The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.



http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php

Hey look it's Kalifornication not Flori_duh.  How 'bout that.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2012, 03:02:34 PM »
I guess Kalifornia was getting jealous of all the attention Florida has been getting
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2012, 05:42:53 PM »
At least she's wearing comfortable shoes. The car owner has to be a colossal lib, for obvious reasons.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 26, 2012, 10:53:08 AM
Nope.  Not gonna do it.
Smart man!!  You would have nightmares for a week!!!!!
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2012, 06:30:31 PM »
Why didn't the driver accelerate?
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 07:06:00 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 26, 2012, 06:30:31 PM
Why didn't the driver accelerate?

He did. His tires were just spinning under all that weight on the car.  :-)
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2012, 08:01:32 PM »
"Not pressing charges"...

Considering that this is San FranFreako it must mean that this guy is a faggot. Why else would anyone eschew charges when a complete stranger comes out of nowhere and assaults your vehicle like that and causes such major damage?

Nobody in their right mind would take that on the chin from a random perpetrator and go whining to their insurance company hat in hand after such a blatant event.

I'm calling fag sympathy looking out for another like minded San Francisco treat. They stick together.

Dumbass faggot knows he was victimized by an unstable unemployed circus kink but he takes her side and seeks recompense from corporate sources for the transgression.

IMHO "the big one" where that whole shingle of fetid cheese slides into the Pacific to be seen no more is not coming soon enough.

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 08:05:58 PM »
BTW~ Mr Mannn, I should have given and you rightly deserve a bitchslap for no spork warning on that one!

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2012, 09:22:54 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 26, 2012, 08:05:58 PM
BTW~ Mr Mannn, I should have given and you rightly deserve a bitchslap for no spork warning on that one!

In my defense I did NOT post the picture, and gave a warning what was at the link. It was zeitgeist who posted the pic goodness. I posted the eye bleach. You can give me a Hi5 for that thank you.
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2012, 10:15:06 PM »
Presently under review by the spork police officials.

Decision forthcoming.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2012, 10:16:17 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 26, 2012, 10:15:06 PM
Presently under review by the spork police officials.

Decision forthcoming.
This should be good. Can't wait.
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2012, 10:23:17 PM »
While the judges are still out~

+1 for a nice rack. I've posted that very same one too. Meaty beaty big & bouncy is good in the right context. :-)
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2012, 01:16:15 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2012, 07:06:00 PM
He did. His tires were just spinning under all that weight on the car.  :-)

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2012, 11:53:33 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 26, 2012, 09:22:54 PM
In my defense I did NOT post the picture, and gave a warning what was at the link. It was zeitgeist who posted the pic goodness. I posted the eye bleach. You can give me a Hi5 for that thank you.

Done!

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 12:10:32 PM »
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2012, 12:12:15 PM »
Now THAT'S some scary shit.  :panic:
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2012, 12:56:16 PM »
IT'S CHUB-ZIRRA!

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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2012, 02:01:24 PM »
She jumped on the hood and screamed, "Now step on it...I want to feel the vibrations."
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Re: Fat Chick Goes on Naked Rampage. Picture at Link.
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2012, 02:07:24 PM »
bewbs is bewbs </dutch>
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