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God really does have a sense of humor!
« on: February 25, 2012, 05:09:59 PM »
Poetic justice, eh?

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Hogs going wild in Pakistani capital

But, it's an AP article, so all I can do is give the link.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_PAKISTAN_BOAR_WARS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-02-25-03-19-44

 :-) :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 05:27:56 PM »
Oh the sweet irony. Muslims hate pork. The pork is starting to hate back.
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 05:28:14 PM »
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City authorities are laying poison and have announced free hunting permits to cull the wild pigs' numbers.

Will PETA be going there to protest?
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 06:17:47 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 25, 2012, 05:28:14 PM
Will PETA be going there to protest?

We need Ted Nugent in there to show 'em how to roast a proper hog on a spit.
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2012, 01:43:19 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 25, 2012, 06:17:47 PM
We need Ted Nugent in there to show 'em how to roast a proper hog on a spit.
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 12:02:59 PM »
Hmm, you've gotta love those piggies. It sounds like they've brought the problems on themselves, first by building in boar country (brushy country) and encroaching on their territory, secondly by not being all that sanitary with their rubbish. Oh, well, God really does have a sense of humor.
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »
I say we should send over a few wild boars and turn them loose as a way of saying thank you for hiding Bin Laden and just for being complete asswipes towards us in General.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2012, 03:07:37 PM »
The Brits had it right when they greased the bullets with pig fat.

Ummmm BACON :drool:
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 04:55:16 AM »

LOL!!  I said to to my wife when watching that TV show where they trap the boar, was it Hogs gone wild? Any way I said they should ship them all over to the muzzies!  :rotf:
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 06:06:32 PM »
I'm not to sure I'd be willing to chow-down on a piggy that has had its fill in their garbage pits.
Just sayin'.
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2012, 06:45:50 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on February 27, 2012, 04:55:16 AM
LOL!!  I said to to my wife when watching that TV show where they trap the boar, was it Hogs gone wild? Any way I said they should ship them all over to the muzzies!  :rotf:
Speaking of which, whatever happened to Joe Francis ?
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 07:50:50 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 25, 2012, 05:27:56 PM
Oh the sweet irony. Muslims hate pork. The pork is starting to hate back.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That was a good one. 
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 11:49:09 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 28, 2012, 07:50:50 AM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That was a good one. 
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Re: God really does have a sense of humor!
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 04:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 26, 2012, 03:05:13 PM
I say we should send over a few wild boars and turn them loose as a way of saying thank you for hiding Bin Laden and just for being complete asswipes towards us in General.

Gets my vote! Pakistan is a real armpit of a country! Don't have the slightest idea why in the world we keep giving them aid! They work against us way more than work with us.
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