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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« on: February 24, 2012, 03:57:10 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093241

Oh my.

Now, this seems something right up the old dude's alley--his wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement so he doesn't stink up the "good" bathrooms on the first and second floors--but alas the old dude doesn't show.

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Any body use "Poo Pourri" ??

I ordered a couple bottles in a gift pack, my step-mom loves it.

I'm linking Amazon, but I found it quite a bit cheaper on eBay

after which a photograph of something

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Original-Scent-Toilet-Spray/dp/B0014DP9Y4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1329865595&sr=8-2

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2. What in the hell is this?

I even opened the link, and can't really figure out what it is for. My best guess is an air freshener for when you take a shit, but I have always found those mask odor, and you end up with a stinkier bathroom than before you mixed all the odors together.

And to top it off----$10 for 2 ounces, and you use 3-4 sprays at a time? Sounds too pricey for me, for whatever it does.

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3. you use it BEFORE the dirty deed

spray it in the toilet water where it (supposedly) stops the odor. it gets great reviews and a 4oz bottle lasts months. it's not an aerosol so it's not an air pollutant if used as directed.

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4. OK. I am not sure I understand how it would work, but I would love to see how well it worked. LOL, someone at work needed that stuff today! Whew. Maybe I will tell people at work about it and someone there would be willing to buy some---lots of them are more willing to pay those prices for things. Then, I could check it out too.
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 04:40:17 PM »
It seems the tried and true 'courtesy flush' is no longer in the primitive's vocabulary, since there is now an overpriced product available.
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 04:53:34 PM »
I find it very hard to believe that people that do not believe in bathing would be very concerned with poo-gas.
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 05:18:21 PM »
I wonder how it would work if they sprayed it on their keyboards prior posting a DUmp?
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 08:55:57 PM »
How about just striking a match?  You know, only a primitive could complicate something as simple as eliminating crap odor.

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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 09:04:56 PM »
Unfortunately, since most local governments have outlawed indoor smoking, nobody carries matches any longer.  This problem obviously requires more government intervention. 
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 09:25:15 PM »
What about if someone like the Las Vegas Leviathan does a number two? I imagine that someone of his size would need to flush three times, or or else the bowl would fill up. 
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Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 09:29:27 PM »
Whoever wandered into john #2 at work must have been eating cement, because that mess stuck to the bottom of the bowl no matter how many times I flushed.

I'm so glad I'm not in charge of unblocking toilets at work.
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