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Offline Mr Mannn

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I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« on: February 19, 2012, 08:32:14 PM »
I work for a large corporation. I did such a good job that I got a gift card with more than enough to buy a new 32" LCD TV with a built in DVD player! (My place is pretty small so 32" fits just right)

If you serve the 1%, I just know they will reward you too!
I got hooked when they offered to pay me for working for them. Imagine that?! And I get regular raises and bonuses when I do a really good job.

Gang, its REALLY easy! I just show up when they tell me too, and I do what ever they say for 8 hours. And then they give me money! I don't stand in lines at some govt office, or camp in a park with an open sewer. I just do what they say for 8 hours and I get MONEY! That's easy!

I have a truck that I paid off. I live in a nice place, its not as big as I like, but I'm living below my means to save some money for more cool stuff. I paid cash for my computer. and I just got a new TV for FREE.

I'm just surprised more people don't cash in on all this easy peasy money by working for the 1%.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 08:44:55 PM »
Congratulations.  Enjoy the new TV.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2012, 08:55:12 PM »
Wow. that VCR is bigger than my TV...
and 1977? That entire unit must weigh 1000 pounds or more!

those were the days...
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2012, 08:56:49 PM »
You can guarantee nobody was going to walk out of your house with that under their arm.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2012, 11:14:58 PM »
That's really great!  The evil bank I work for recently gave away an all expenses paid trip to Florida to a very lucky employee.  I'm jealous.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 05:51:50 AM »
I just got a thank you plaque and a $500 bonus just for showing up. Of course it was for showing up for 20 years!
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 06:56:51 AM »
We should start a thread called "My Evil Corporate Boss and Me" and post all the wondrous stuff we buy with the money they hand out for the DUmmies to see.  
« Last Edit: February 20, 2012, 07:00:13 AM by BEG »
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 10:44:20 AM »
because we have not had a lost time injury in 18 months, my evil corporation just forced me to accept a $100 gift card to a local meat market. did you know meat markets profit by slaughtering innocent animals and cutting them up into little pieces to sell to other evil consumers for consumption? well i went and checked and there is no seagrass or lima beans available at the meat market so i just burned my gift in protest.

BTW, my stomach is growling because im hungry. i dont get paid enough to feed me and my family.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 10:44:50 AM »
Mmmm, meat market.

Wait, what?
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2012, 10:52:57 AM »
 :lies:


Some lib reading this is going all :maddernhell:
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2012, 11:45:54 AM »
You like money too?

 O-)

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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 04:26:42 PM »
My evil company is paying me 100% for my time off work right now, bastards.

 :lmao:
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 07:46:41 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on February 21, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
My evil company is paying me 100% for my time off work right now, bastards.

 :lmao:

That's unacceptable.

You should be getting 125%.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 08:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 19, 2012, 08:55:12 PM
Wow. that VCR is bigger than my TV...
and 1977? That entire unit must weigh 1000 pounds or more!

those were the days...

And there was enough REAL WOOD in the cabinetry on that set to send the Sierra Club into collective apoplectic heart failures. :popcorn:
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 08:12:01 PM »
I have a buddy that works at a local audio/video repair shop.  They have people pulling up there with these old-ass console Zeniths with 25-inch screens that must weight a couple hundred pounds.  One of them is driving the truck and he's got three friends following him in a gold 1978 Lincoln Town Car.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 11:29:28 PM »
Congrats to all you industrious souls that work for a living and the company rewards you with benes. Keep up the good work. Maybe some day the moochers will get cut off.
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2012, 12:07:50 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 21, 2012, 08:07:20 PM
And there was enough REAL WOOD in the cabinetry on that set to send the Sierra Club into collective apoplectic heart failures. :popcorn:

Ohhhh, apoplectic heart failures! Those are the best!  They're the type that send DUmmie heads ass-splodin'!
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Re: I got a new TV by serving the 1%
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2012, 12:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 21, 2012, 07:46:41 PM
That's unacceptable.

You should be getting 125%.

Good point....and free food!  :yahoo:
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