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AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones (770 lbs.). She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.Says Mandy, 25: “Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.â€You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.He’s lucky he got out alive…
Fiddy, that deserved a spork alert. For. Shame.
Yep... lunch is running late, so I showed this to my hubby. He's fine with waiting a while now.
Hadn't planned on seeing my lunch again today but damn, there it is.Gee, thanks Fiddy! "My boyfriend was going down on me when"... OMG! I can't even begin to imagine.
Men of Honor.
Well think about this. How bad does she smell that she or her boyfriend ( ) did not notice the smell of a decaying kitten? Enjoy supper.
All kinds of straight lines here. But I will not go there. Nope. Not me. Never do it