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Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« on: February 18, 2012, 07:32:39 AM »
But the dead can still vote, eh?  From Drudge:

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Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal

BY TERRY HILLIG • thillig@post-dispatch.com > 618-659-2075 STLtoday.com | Posted: Saturday, February 18, 2012 12:15 am | (8) Comments

ALTON • Spurred by cases in which bodies of overdose victims were moved to thwart investigations, Illinois state Rep. Dan Beiser, D-Alton, is sponsoring a bill to make unauthorized movement of a corpse a felony.

It also would criminalize something that even Madison County Coroner Steve Nonn thought was already illegal — having sex with the dead.

Beiser said he introduced the legislation at the request of Madison County State's Attorney Tom Gibbons and other law enforcement officials. Gibbons called the relocation of overdose victims an "impediment to investigation" in several cases.

Prohibiting sex with a dead body corrects an obvious omission in the law, Beiser said.

If the measure passes, sex with a corpse would be a Class 2 felony, with punishment ranging from probation to seven years in prison. Unauthorized removal of a corpse would be a Class 4 felony, with a penalty ranging from probation to three years.

Nonn said bodies of several people who died of drug overdoses in Madison County over the past year or two were taken from where they died. One was abandoned in a cemetery, another left on a road.

Sick.  I wonder what the DUmp's comments will be?  I can think of one (bug-****er) who might object.

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/proposed-illinois-law-would-outlaw-moving-or-sex-with-corpses/article_df0bfc9f-7811-5606-bc1d-4a7e85387703.html#ixzz1mjwWjqVD
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 07:49:40 AM »
 :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 08:25:59 AM »
Well, the DUmmies will have to move out of Illinois now.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 08:53:16 AM »
It seems like I read something recently about penguins that have sex with dead females if those females happen to die in "the proper position."  I imagine the DUmmies will therefore claim that necrophilia is natural and file a law suit to get some judge to put a hold on these laws.





Um... :puke:   OK, now I can laugh at the idea...   :lmao:




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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 09:05:52 AM »
Well, I guess Moochelle will just have to learn to move her fat ass now. No more just laying there giving orders.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 11:36:09 AM »
Ummm . . . wouldn't that qualify as sex with the undead? :bolt: :runaway: :panic:
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 12:49:53 PM »
Kinda puts a new take on being laid in your coffin.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 01:04:42 PM »
Being convicted of having sex with a dead body should get the lunatic life in the nut house without the possibility of release.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 01:07:22 PM »
Get the government out of our bedrooms!

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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2012, 01:50:53 PM »
What disturbs me is there is the state is actually having to make this a law. That means there are enough sick minds in that state to make this a problem.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2012, 03:42:46 PM »
Hell, the dead vote there, so why can't they have sex too?
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2012, 03:44:21 PM »
Another use for the deathbed.
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2012, 03:53:27 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 18, 2012, 07:49:40 AM
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2012, 04:19:17 PM »
I thought it was illegal in all states. No?  :mental:
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Re: Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2012, 04:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on February 18, 2012, 03:42:46 PM
Hell, the dead vote there, so why can't they have sex too?
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