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Offline BadCat

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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2009, 10:03:21 AM »
Downtown on Friday night, a bum asked me for if I had "a dollar so I can buy me a meal at the shelter".

I said "No, I don't, but thanks for asking".
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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2009, 10:05:00 AM »
I just tell 'em to go have a chat with Zero-bama.  Get lots and lots of sneers for that one!
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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2009, 10:23:13 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 20, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
Downtown on Friday night, a bum asked me for if I had "a dollar so I can buy me a meal at the shelter".

I said "No, I don't, but thanks for asking".

Check out the time line on this thread, May 2008 and see how far we have come.

Todays panhandlers are not strangers anymore, they could be family or friends.====Give it another year or two and it could be us.

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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2009, 11:25:43 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 20, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
Check out the time line on this thread, May 2008 and see how far we have come.

Todays panhandlers are not strangers anymore, they could be family or friends.====Give it another year or two and it could be us.



Well, you can be assured that if I ever have to panhandle a dollar seventy-nine, it will be for a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup, and not a "wheatgrass juice, dude".
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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2009, 12:25:28 AM »
We used to drive around the shithole parts of Fresno making fun of bums and hookers. One day we brought Mike along for the ride, we had pulled over and were chatting up this one hooker, who had her tits out and we were fondling away. All of the sudden she yelled "shitmother****cock" and fell to the ground.
Mike had nailed her in the ass with a stun gun.
I hammered it out of there and as I looked back in the mirror the ho was getting to her feet with a gun in her hand.
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Re: Strangest things that hobos/beggars/bums/street people have said to you
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2009, 10:57:28 AM »
Nothing incredibly unique, but a buddy of mine on my last boat had a unique reply to a panhandler in Victoria, BC.  My buddy was a big black electrician, very quiet and low-key.  Panhandler asked him for money, to which he replied, "Well, you look like a strong young man, and McDonald's is hiring!" and kept walking.  For about ten seconds our jaws were on the floor, after which we were laughing our asses off.
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