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Offline Ptarmigan

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Ptarmigan Country Club
« on: February 16, 2012, 06:59:59 PM »
Ptarmigan Country Club
http://www.ptarmigancc.com/

Lagomorphs, gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines, and humans who want to be doomed by lagomorphs need not apply.  

Only ptarmigans and all fowls and humans who want to fight for survival welcomed.
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Re: Ptarmigan Country Club
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 07:18:59 PM »
"Fight for survival"!???

Apparently ptarmigans ain't too schmartz. If they had any brains they would form a union and make all the beautiful lagomorpha, gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines and DUmmies toil for them and reap the spoils as they chillaxed on the veranda sipping mint juleps.

Alas, ptarmigans have not the wit of even the lemmings and so they are relegated to hiding and quivering amongst the drifts and briars, wretched vermin that they are...

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A head this small just doesn't hold much gray matter

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Re: Ptarmigan Country Club
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 07:25:00 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 07:18:59 PM
"Fight for survival"!???

Apparently ptarmigans ain't too schmartz. If they had any brains they would form a union and make all the beautiful lagomorpha, gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines and DUmmies toil for them and reap the spoils as they chillaxed on the veranda sipping mint juleps.

Alas, ptarmigans have not the wit of even the lemmings and so they are relegated to hiding and quivering amongst the drifts and briars, wretched vermin that they are...

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

A head this small just doesn't hold much gray matter



We will just make lagomorpha, gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines, and DUmmies toil for us.

Ptarmigans are not dumb animals.
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Re: Ptarmigan Country Club
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 05:42:46 PM »
Well, the Bald Eagles who eat the wild turkeys around here, might disagree, Ptarm, sorry!
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