I'm just trying to help.......
HOW OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS
Truly touching stories from older guys....
I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought, "Man, these Taser guns are well worth the money"
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And then there is this great smooth talker's suggestion for picking up a chick:
I was standing at a bar and a beautiful hottie was beside me so I leaned over and said... "You remind me of my little toe."
She replied, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?"
"No," I said, "I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
I hope these tips can help out someone here.
