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Offline Lauri

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Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« on: May 07, 2008, 09:15:32 PM »
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Truth2Tell  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:20 PM
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Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party

Despite all the math counting her out, Hillary Clinton fervently remains in the race to become the Democratic nominee for president in 2008. She has become the Democratic Party's psycho ex-girlfriend, and she's not going away without a restraining order.

It's 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away.

DEMS: ...Hello?

Hillary: Hey baby.

DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this.

Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me.

DEMS: No, I don't. It was fun while it lasted but I'm with Barack now. I made my choice, it's done.

Hillary: You can't really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had?

DEMS: To be honest, I started hanging out with you...


Continued at http://madatoms.com/2008/05/edit-hillary-clinton-psycho...


believe it or not, I got saw this at the DUmp...  :-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5876128

Edited to add primitive who originally posted this.

Remember, the primitives are narcissists, and like seeing their name in search engines.
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 09:18:06 PM »
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 10:09 PM
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15. Grow a set, already (Carville said Hillary has an extra cojone you could use)

Ha! 
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 09:18:32 PM »

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DawgHouse  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-07-08 09:43 PM
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10. I guess it's funny to freepers?


Damn skippy!  :rotf:
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 09:20:15 PM »
Oooh!  Hiss!  Claw!  Scratch!   :-)

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sandnsea  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 09:41 PM
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8. Well this isn't helpful n/t
 
 DawgHouse  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-07-08 09:43 PM
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10. I guess it's funny to freepers?
 
 scarletwoman  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 09:52 PM
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11. k&r -- Yes, it is DAMN funny shit! Love it! 
 Our entire political system is but a macrocosm of dysfunctional relationships.

 NoPasaran  (1000+ posts)       Wed May-07-08 10:06 PM
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13. Everything's a joke to the human garbage Obamapaths
 Does that koolaid come pre-sweetened or do you have to add your own sugar?
 
sendero (1000+ posts)       Wed May-07-08 10:12 PM
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16. HRC is a ****ing joke..
 ... to bad you can't see it.
 
 scheming daemons (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 10:13 PM
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17. What makes it funny is that it accurately reflects reality............
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 12:30:05 PM »
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scarletwoman  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 09:52 PM
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11. k&r -- Yes, it is DAMN funny shit! Love it!
 Our democrat party political system is but a macrocosm of dysfunctional relationships.

FIXORD!!!
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 03:34:58 PM »
So, can the Dems expect to come home to their pet rabbit boiling on the stove?
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Re: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2008, 04:50:00 PM »
Quote from: dandi on May 08, 2008, 03:34:58 PM
So, can the Dems expect to come home to their pet rabbit boiling on the stove?


only if Hilary manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory :-)
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