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Offline RobJohnson

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G-String Wedding Dress
« on: February 11, 2012, 03:27:11 PM »
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I'm all for thinking outside of the box when it comes to a wedding dress. Sarah Jessica Parker's black wedding dress? I was all for it. Gwen Stefani's pink-tinged gown? Loved! But I think I found out today where I draw the line: With the G-string wedding dress

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So are there any dads ready to give their daughter away wearing this dress?
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 03:39:38 PM »
Not just "no," but NO ****ING WAY!!!!!
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 04:25:47 PM »
That's hideous.
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 07:19:20 PM »
Might be okay at a nudist colony.
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 07:54:56 AM »
Reduces wedding night commencement from 58 minutes down to 7 seconds.
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 07:57:53 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2012, 07:54:56 AM
Reduces wedding night commencement from 58 minutes down to 7 seconds.

Yeah. For the man or woman that just can't wait.
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 08:09:10 AM »
I'm 26, and my dad would lock me in my room before he let me out of the house wearing something like that  :rotf:
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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 10:13:43 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on February 12, 2012, 08:09:10 AM
I'm 26, and my dad would lock me in my room before he let me out of the house wearing something like that  :rotf:

I too would lock you in your room if you were wearing something like that.

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Re: G-String Wedding Dress
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 01:54:27 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2012, 07:54:56 AM
Reduces wedding night commencement from 58 minutes down to 7 seconds.
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