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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2012, 03:39:09 PM »
Is someone throwing down the gauntlet, heh heh.

Different gauntlets.  One, the one referenced above, defines "steel gloves."  The one of which you speak of refers to a beaded belt that was used by Native American tribes in a "put up or shut up" fashion.  If someone threw down their gauntlet in front of your chief, and he failed to pick it up off the ground, it meant that your village/tribe was in for the short end of the stick, so to speak.  If the chief picked it up off of the ground, it meant, "Fight's on."
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2012, 04:51:30 PM »
It seems my play on words met with consternation. I can't wait till I get my hands on that guy.
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2012, 10:37:26 PM »
I wouldn't waste my time; she has the sensitivity of a rock.

Only she herself, and no other human entity, can bring her back down to earth.

I've watched people like nadin in real life; to reason with them, to argue with them, to hurt them so as to get them to betray some human sensitivity, is an exercise in futility.

And so one has to do the opposite, stoking, caressing, their ego by ass-kissing.

Bloated egos inevitably explode.  In their own time, of course, but they do.

It doesn't hurt to help the process along.

Gotcha.  I should ask for her autograph instead?  :)
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2012, 05:23:05 AM »
Gotcha.  I should ask for her autograph instead?  :)

That would work.  In fact, it'd probably work better than kissing her ass on Skins's island.

Her ego's like a gigantic pimple; once bloated enough, it'll pop and drain naturally on it own.
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2012, 07:20:33 PM »
Gotcha.  I should ask for her autograph instead?  :)

And take her out to dinner. You might learn something.  :tongue: :rotf:

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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2012, 07:27:19 PM »
And take her out to dinner. You might learn something. 
If you do that, be sure to order a glass of milk.

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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2012, 07:38:24 PM »
And take her out to dinner. You might learn something.  :tongue: :rotf:

On a meta level, even!
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2012, 07:54:21 PM »
And bring reading material - so you can be educated on everything she knows better than you. According to Nads, that's just about everything. Hope you have a Kindle with lots of storage, and a few extra batteries, like Nads has.

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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2012, 08:00:55 PM »
And bring reading material - so you can be educated on everything she knows better than you. According to Nads, that's just about everything. Hope you have a Kindle with lots of storage, and a few extra batteries, like Nads has.

Tell her to bring the good rig.  We want pictures.   :-)

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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2012, 08:26:56 PM »
That there is a fat chick with lots of self-esteem issues.

Yeah.  'Way too much of it, and all built on a foundation as solid as a volcanic lahar.
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2012, 09:11:37 PM »
And bring reading material - so you can be educated on everything she knows better than you. According to Nads, that's just about everything. Hope you have a Kindle with lots of storage, and a few extra batteries, like Nads has.

I have a Kindle Fire.  I can see all her edumuhcatuns in color.
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Re: Cheers to You, Obamanaut!
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2012, 05:50:31 PM »
 :rotf: Didn't meant to start all this, Jess.


Or did I...?

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