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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2012, 08:48:15 PM »
The only time I've ever been rappelling was on a 100-foot rock face.  I lost my footing and slipped halfway down, landing on my bare hand and forearm before stopping.

I have nothing else to add.  I just posted this because I'm bored. I'm pretty sure I also sliced the shit out of my finger that week, too.  :p
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2012, 08:51:35 PM »
Hmm, you are a wee bit accident prone, yes? :whistling:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2012, 08:52:17 PM »
Sometimes they find me, sometimes I find them.  It's a give-and-take kind of relationship.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2012, 09:06:26 PM »
Sometimes they find me, sometimes I find them.  It's a give-and-take kind of relationship.

Well, you know they save it's better to give than to receive. :-)
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« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2012, 09:25:11 PM »
I'm probably before your time, sonny. :old:

Only by a few years. I enlisted in 1980, was cadre for '83-'84. 
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2012, 11:05:21 AM »
Only by a few years. I enlisted in 1980, was cadre for '83-'84. 

Hmm, I was commissioned in '79 at age 20 so maybe it's you who needs the cane.  :tongue:  :-)

But, nope you missed both my baby sister and me coming through Ft. Riley, since her Advanced Camp adventure was in '81.  Those summers are brutal up there. :bawl:
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #81 on: February 18, 2012, 08:12:35 PM »
Hmm, I was commissioned in '79 at age 20 so maybe it's you who needs the cane.  :tongue:  :-)

But, nope you missed both my baby sister and me coming through Ft. Riley, since her Advanced Camp adventure was in '81.  Those summers are brutal up there. :bawl:

You and I are close to the same age.  :old: There are days when I could use a cane. It's not the years, dammit, it's the miles!

I work at Ft Riley now as a civilian; I think the summers are great, but I feel the winters more than I did as a young Pup. I may have to transfer to a Southern post before long.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #82 on: February 19, 2012, 02:30:11 PM »
Earlier, someone raised a question about nadin's membership in Seal Team 6.

Of course they come to her for instruction, but we don't know whether she's actually an operator.


Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2012, 02:42:04 PM »
Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?
I'm pretty sure GOBUCKS was pulling your leg.

I think nadin claims to have served in the IDF. 
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #84 on: February 19, 2012, 03:53:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure GOBUCKS was pulling your leg.

I think nadin claims to have served in the IDF.  

I'm pretty sure she served for Roto-Rooter as a sewer diver!
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #85 on: February 19, 2012, 04:00:27 PM »
I'm pretty sure she served for Roto-Rooter as a sewer diver!
She's too fat to fit through the manhole cover.
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #86 on: February 19, 2012, 05:18:12 PM »
She's too fat to fit through the manhole cover.

Now, that is.  She was maybe able to do that about 150 lbs. ago.

Then again, she'd have it on her self-proclaimed resume . . .
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2012, 07:12:48 PM »
You and I are close to the same age.  :old: There are days when I could use a cane. It's not the years, dammit, it's the miles!

I work at Ft Riley now as a civilian; I think the summers are great, but I feel the winters more than I did as a young Pup. I may have to transfer to a Southern post before long.



You should consider Ft. Huachuca.  I've had to wear a coat three times this winter. :-)
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #88 on: February 19, 2012, 07:54:50 PM »
You should consider Ft. Huachuca.  I've had to wear a coat three times this winter. :-)

I've been looking at Ft Bliss and Ft Sam Houston, with Ft Hood rounding out my list. I don't know why, but I hadn't thought of Ft Huachuca. I would like it there.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #89 on: February 19, 2012, 09:14:56 PM »
Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?
It's sort of a joke. The SEALS have not been able to confine her to a single team. She serves whichever group is closest to the action at any given time. Whenever they need a mentally-ill, morbidly obese, obnoxious female mexican, nutcase nadin is on the spot.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #90 on: February 19, 2012, 10:47:53 PM »
It's sort of a joke. The SEALS have not been able to confine her to a single team. She serves whichever group is closest to the action at any given time. Whenever they need a mentally-ill, morbidly obese, obnoxious female mexican, nutcase nadin is on the spot.
How awesome would it be to have video of her going through SEAL hell week ?
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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2012, 08:13:15 AM »
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« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2012, 12:00:01 PM »
How awesome would it be to have video of her going through SEAL hell week ?
That thick layer of insulation would be an advantage in the cold surf.

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #93 on: February 20, 2012, 12:17:09 PM »
That thick layer of insulation would be an advantage in the cold surf.

I would like to see her go through baby seal week  :lmao:






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« Reply #94 on: February 20, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
I would like to see her go through baby seal week  :lmao:

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« Reply #95 on: February 20, 2012, 12:50:23 PM »
I would like to see her go through baby seal week  :lmao:

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Re: Another Resume Update - Expert Rapeller
« Reply #96 on: February 20, 2012, 01:22:48 PM »
I would like to see her go through baby seal week  :lmao:

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« Reply #97 on: February 20, 2012, 01:47:42 PM »
I would like to see her go through baby seal week  :lmao:

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« Reply #98 on: February 20, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »
Can I beat her with a club?

better watch it, she will be filing restraining orders on us soon  :lmao:






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« Reply #99 on: February 20, 2012, 02:29:30 PM »
better watch it, she will be filing restraining orders on us soon  :lmao:

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