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Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« on: February 02, 2012, 10:05:15 PM »
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Man swallows dentures during sex and dies

The Star/Asia News Network
Thursday, Feb 02, 2012

A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.

The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.

With a smile on his face..........
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 10:28:14 PM »
Wow... that's, umm, wow.
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 11:16:00 PM »
That really bites...


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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:55:12 AM »
i wonder what the going rate is for a 62yr old prostitute in Taiwan?

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 08:03:58 AM »
A little bit of pseudo-cupid in the bicuspid, perhaps?   :-)
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 08:21:42 AM »
This is God's way of saying that if you have to "gum her to cum her" and use little blue pills to get a woody, STOP ****ING!!!
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 08:31:33 PM »
I can just see a new Fixident add campaign.


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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2012, 08:27:20 PM »
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This is God's way of saying that if you have to "gum her to cum her" and use little blue pills to get a woody, STOP ****ING!!!

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2012, 09:34:15 PM »
So...they don't have any adhesive in Taiwan??

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2012, 10:35:33 PM »
So...they don't have any adhesive in Taiwan??

This story is really stuck in my mind.

I think they sell poly-really-sucks as an adhesive, but I'm not sure.
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 07:21:55 AM »
I wonder if he paid her before he came & went?

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 07:24:03 AM »
This story is putting a serious dent[ure] in my available time. I'd really appreciate it if this story could gum up somebody else's good intentions.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 07:27:50 AM »
62 year old hookers in Taiwan don't know the Heimlich?

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 07:29:59 AM »
62 year old hookers in Taiwan don't know the Heimlich?

She had unofficially retired before they offered the class.
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2012, 07:44:36 AM »
She had unofficially retired before they offered the class.

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2012, 08:03:51 AM »
She had unofficially retired before they offered the class.

How many years ago was that?
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2012, 08:22:39 AM »
Well guess she didn't get to "love him long time."
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2012, 08:24:33 AM »
How many years ago was that?

The mandatory retirement age for hookers in Taiwan is 55, so it's been 7 years now.

Yeah, she knows she's in a little trouble with the Taiwanese social security people, but she was doing a favor for a friend -- that kinda thing.   :whistling:
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2012, 07:53:52 PM »
62 year old hookers in Taiwan don't know the Heimlich?
I guess he needed a better friend with benefits, one that knew CPR, how to use an AED, etc.
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2012, 08:47:31 PM »
That sucks.

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2012, 07:03:23 AM »
The mandatory retirement age for hookers in Taiwan is 55, so it's been 7 years now.

Yeah, she knows she's in a little trouble with the Taiwanese social security people, but she was doing a favor for a friend -- that kinda thing.   :whistling:

This is down right discrimination of woman world wide, talk about government control.   Mandatory retirement for some one in any kind of legal work because of sex and age is OUTRAGIOUS.

Like any other kind of business, the working girls become better each year at their profession.  Any kind of service one pays hard earned money for one expects the best, most experienced and that comes with years of experience.

We all know we get what we pay for in life or sue.    These over 55 year old woman need a strong Union, a good advertising campain and high wages due to their experience in a dangerous profession.

Retirement of the best of the best at 55 is to flood the comunity with the inexperienced young woman that have little pride in their "work ". Sex is a craft, a calling, sort of like spending $80.00 for a hair cut from a young beginner where for $20.00 more one can go a long time professional and get just what one wants.  Repeat follow up and word of mouth spreads.

For those unfamiliar with the Asian race, it never ceases to surprise me when meeting or working with some Asian woman that they look 30 years younger then they are if they fuss about keeping their body's in trim condition.

Age and sex is not a thing just for youth, the more one practices the better they become.   SHAME on TAIWAN for squandering a natural resource.

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2012, 11:09:38 AM »
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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 03:18:53 PM »
I hope he had a happy ending.

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Re: Man swallows dentures during sex and dies
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2012, 10:56:55 PM »
This story has been rated 5Goldteeth.
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