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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2012, 08:07:07 PM »
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2012, 08:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 01, 2012, 06:00:55 PM

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67306.0.html

Several changes in the story since 2 months ago.
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I was thinking, as I was reading, that this sounded familiar.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2012, 08:12:01 PM »
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2012, 07:16:41 AM »
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I laid for 6 hours in my own cold urine

Well DUmmy liar, that is better than lying in a stranger's urine.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2012, 07:44:35 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 01, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
If he's done all this, it's time to die, he's worn out. No one lives forever....and he should have taken a little less time off and saved his money.

DUmmie says, "I’ve lived in Canada, the USA, and Venezuela. I have traveled to Mexico, Guatemala, Costa Rica, Columbia, Panama, Brazil, England, France, Germany, Australia, and New Zealand. I have friends all over the world. I have experienced some really cool shit in my life. I’ve worked as a rig pig, corrections officer, teacher, conductor, musician, private chef, and medical administrator. I’ve hiked glaciers and mountains, shot white water rapids, played with jazz, rock and symphonic bands, explored the Amazon, and eaten way too much ice cream.

I’ve helped set up a food co-op and a school in Guatemala, taught English as a second language to immigrants, taught composition and elocution to Chinese diplomats, worked with the sick, developed curriculum for developmentally delayed students, helped find housing and education for homeless people, donated to charities, conducted an orchestra, worked to get progressives elected (I’m a graduate of camp Wellstone – a highly worthy cause) and I make one mean roast leg of lamb.

I’ve been diving, mountain climbing, mountain biking, camping, hiking, skiing, and so many other things. I’ve had great friends and I’ve had an impact on my world. My life, although shorter than I wanted it to be and missing a few adventures, has been good. I am content except for my worry about my wife."
Nads has a brother??  Who'd a thunk? Wow.  :rotf:
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2012, 08:06:06 AM »
Man, did anybody read that whole long thing?  I started scrolling after a bit, and it just wasn't ending!   :panic:

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I laid for 6 hours in my own cold urine


No, this is what happens in the socialized medicine countries. 

For someone right at death's door, he sure can type words.  Words words and more words. 
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2012, 08:25:24 AM »
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I’ve been diving, mountain climbing, mountain biking, camping, hiking, skiing, and so many other things. I’ve had great friends and I’ve had an impact on my world. My life, although shorter than I wanted it to be and missing a few adventures, has been good. I am content except for my worry about my wife."
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2012, 08:26:17 AM »
His lawyer is soooo good? Then why couldn't he get a big fat settlement from the first driver's employer?
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2012, 08:49:07 AM »
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I laid for 6 hours in my own cold urine

I knew it was  :bs: just from this short clip.  There is no way in the world in any hospital in the US he would have sat there in critical condition for 6 hours.  They would have dropped nearly everything for such a critical case.  I flipped my 4-runner a few years back with my arm hanging out the window my hand was crushed and dragged under the SUV.  They had me in the operating room in minutes from the time I arrived.  Hell from the time I wrecked to the operating room was not even 20 minutes and it was a busy hospital.  This bouncy is such BS.  
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2012, 08:57:05 AM »
Unfortunately I did read most of it.  Tip of the hat to everyone who tumbled to it being the same guy with the BS 'Losing a pint of blood a day' story from a few months ago.

RD version:  Things were peachy, I got in two accidents that either disabled me or not, I might have been paralyzed but I could work at least part time even after the second one, weird, huh?  Then I ignored some totally unrelated head pain for too long and they tell me I have inoperable cancer in my head that'll kill me, but it doesn't seem to actually be doing that.  It's all Bush's fault, too.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2012, 09:38:22 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 02, 2012, 08:57:05 AM
Unfortunately I did read most of it.  Tip of the hat to everyone who tumbled to it being the same guy with the BS 'Losing a pint of blood a day' story from a few months ago.

RD version:  Things were peachy, I got in two accidents that either disabled me or not, I might have been paralyzed but I could work at least part time even after the second one, weird, huh?  Then I ignored some totally unrelated head pain for too long and they tell me I have inoperable cancer in my head that'll kill me, but it doesn't seem to actually be doing that.  It's all Bush's fault, too.


     If only this liar had played it cool and claimed he was gay and just loved himself a buttful of cock every day, they might have a fund for him by now. I think you have to be gay over there to get the purse strings to loosen.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2012, 09:43:37 AM »
Like their great Moonbat Messiah, the DUches would rather tell a lie than tell the truth. Another symptom of the mental disease called Liberalism.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2012, 10:09:18 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 02, 2012, 08:57:05 AM
RD version:  Things were peachy, I got in two accidents that either disabled me or not, I might have been paralyzed but I could work at least part time even after the second one, weird, huh?  Then I ignored some totally unrelated head pain for too long and they tell me I have inoperable cancer in my head that'll kill me, but it doesn't seem to actually be doing that.  It's all Bush's fault, too.

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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2012, 10:10:36 AM »
Quote from: jukin on February 02, 2012, 09:43:37 AM
Like their great Moonbat Messiah, the DUches would rather tell a lie than tell the truth. Another symptom of the mental disease called Liberalism.

Reminds me of something said 50 years ago, "He'd rather climb a 40 foot grease light pole backwards, then stand on top of it and tell a lie on credit than to stand flat footed on the ground and tell the truth for cash."
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2012, 12:26:18 PM »
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I laid for 6 hours in my own cold urine

Quit bitching, DUmbass! That's an average night's sleep for Taverner.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2012, 12:27:05 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2012, 12:26:18 PM
Quit bitching, DUmbass! That's an average night's sleep for Taverner.


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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2012, 02:35:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2012, 06:04:21 PM
Man, that guy is a shitty driver.

Perhaps he is that same guy from the insurance commerical who ran is car up a telephone pole?
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2012, 04:23:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2012, 12:26:18 PM
Quit bitching, DUmbass! That's an average night's sleep for Taverner.

That's gonna splash some of that urine, you bitchslapped the DUmb**** so hard.  H5 given by me, however.
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Re: D(L)ying DUmbass Blames America for Bad Luck
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2012, 05:50:29 PM »
Quote from: jukin on February 02, 2012, 09:43:37 AM
Like their great Moonbat Messiah, the DUches would rather tell a lie than tell the truth. Another symptom of the mental disease called Liberalism.

So does my step sister and she is a raging alcoholic.
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