I only have 41 days. I suck. 
Oh now, mama, you're good.
You have a lot on your plate in real life.
But you're good because you were really active during the first days of conservativecave, helping it grow.
We wouldn't be where we're at now if you hadn't been here then.
You've got nothing to be embarrassed about, and we love you.
You were the right woman in the right place at the right time.