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Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« on: January 27, 2012, 06:04:14 PM »
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This woman is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid:

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 People leaving voicemail recordings that say, "I'll get back to you at MY earliest CONVENIENCE"
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I can't take it any more. I think people with voicemail recordings saying, "I'll get back to you at MY earliest CONVENIENCE" have no idea that what they're actually saying is, "Leave me a message, but be warned that I'm only going to respond to you whenever I darn feel it's convenient for me, so too bad!"

Has anyone else run into these voicemail recordings before? Is it a sign of the times, bad etiquette, or just a bout of illiteracy?

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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 06:18:04 PM »
WTF, the SS Ibestupid has some serious issues.

Upset over voicemails, lady if the people knew it was you calling they would never get back to you.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 06:31:31 PM »
Sarah lecturing others on manners?  That's a good one. :rofl:
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 06:34:45 PM »
Marone! can you imagine sex with her?

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, even though I think your views are ridiculous, and you just ramble on and on and on about the dumbest things, for some odd reason I love you.

Sarah Imannoyee: What do you mean you love me? you're a Republican, you have to mean that in a condescending way, there's no way it can be sincere, it's like when people leave messages on their answering machine, people who have a lot going on in their lives, like work, of course they're Republicans and they're so rude saying they'll get back to me when it's convenient for them.

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, I love you, can we just have some time away from everything that makes you angry? I realize that 99.9% of everything makes you angry, but baby, I'm a Republican, I'm well endowed, both physically and monetarily of course, let's just go at it for like an hour and not think of Obama, DU, you're losing the DOTY, or whatever you're outraged about everyday.

Sarah Imannoyee: I'm sorry, I can't, I'm always outraged about something, and I know you're well endowed, and I know you're a nice guy, 1 of the nicest guys I've ever met and you treat me so good, but I'm a Democrat, more exact I'm a regressive, we're always angry, and no matter how nice you are to me and how much of a hunk you are, and how well you move with your endowment, I'm always going to be angry.

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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 06:37:45 PM »
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67. So, drop everything and call you back? nt

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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 06:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Marone! can you imagine sex with her?
Warm and gritty?
« Last Edit: January 27, 2012, 06:47:39 PM by chris_ »
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2012, 07:03:08 PM »
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Marone! can you imagine sex with her?

Shudder, that thought is scarier than any horror movie plot! :killemall:
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2012, 07:12:08 PM »
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People leaving voicemail recordings that say, "I'll get back to you at MY earliest CONVENIENCE"

LOL Sounds like Sarah Chimichurri is no one's priority.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 07:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Marone! can you imagine sex with her?

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, even though I think your views are ridiculous, and you just ramble on and on and on about the dumbest things, for some odd reason I love you.

Sarah Imannoyee: What do you mean you love me? you're a Republican, you have to mean that in a condescending way, there's no way it can be sincere, it's like when people leave messages on their answering machine, people who have a lot going on in their lives, like work, of course they're Republicans and they're so rude saying they'll get back to me when it's convenient for them.

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, I love you, can we just have some time away from everything that makes you angry? I realize that 99.9% of everything makes you angry, but baby, I'm a Republican, I'm well endowed, both physically and monetarily of course, let's just go at it for like an hour and not think of Obama, DU, you're losing the DOTY, or whatever you're outraged about everyday.

Sarah Imannoyee: I'm sorry, I can't, I'm always outraged about something, and I know you're well endowed, and I know you're a nice guy, 1 of the nicest guys I've ever met and you treat me so good, but I'm a Democrat, more exact I'm a regressive, we're always angry, and no matter how nice you are to me and how much of a hunk you are, and how well you move with your endowment, I'm always going to be angry.



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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 07:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Marone! can you imagine sex with her?
Sure. Worst I ever had was still pretty good.

The problem is, as Sarah Imaboobi has learned, very few guys would be interested in a second helping.

A few would figure "any port in a storm", but no one would use her longer than it takes to find an alternative.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 07:26:21 PM »
I'm going to be really ticked off if I find out Sarah Imannoying is a mole and it's 1 of you guys LOL!
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 07:42:32 PM »
Typical DUmmie,expects to be catered to the instant she wants something.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 07:26:21 PM
I'm going to be really ticked off if I find out Sarah Imannoying is a mole and it's 1 of you guys LOL!
You may recall that coach has said his mole is the exact opposite of the real franksolich.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2012, 09:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Marone! can you imagine sex with her?

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, even though I think your views are ridiculous, and you just ramble on and on and on about the dumbest things, for some odd reason I love you.

Sarah Imannoyee: What do you mean you love me? you're a Republican, you have to mean that in a condescending way, there's no way it can be sincere, it's like when people leave messages on their answering machine, people who have a lot going on in their lives, like work, of course they're Republicans and they're so rude saying they'll get back to me when it's convenient for them.

Nice Republican Boyfriend Who Treats Her So Good: Baby, I love you, can we just have some time away from everything that makes you angry? I realize that 99.9% of everything makes you angry, but baby, I'm a Republican, I'm well endowed, both physically and monetarily of course, let's just go at it for like an hour and not think of Obama, DU, you're losing the DOTY, or whatever you're outraged about everyday.

Sarah Imannoyee: I'm sorry, I can't, I'm always outraged about something, and I know you're well endowed, and I know you're a nice guy, 1 of the nicest guys I've ever met and you treat me so good, but I'm a Democrat, more exact I'm a regressive, we're always angry, and no matter how nice you are to me and how much of a hunk you are, and how well you move with your endowment, I'm always going to be angry.



LOL!  :rotf:
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2012, 10:12:26 PM »
There was a black guy who was an appraiser in the area I used pretty often, and his voicemail said "Hello.  Sorry I'm not here at the available time, but if you leave your name..."  I always got a chuckle out of that.

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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2012, 10:28:50 PM »
Any phone conversation with Sara Ibarruri would be an inconvenience so nobody would ever call her back.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2012, 10:34:04 PM »
A friend I used to hunt with had a phone message that said "leave a message and I'll call you back whenever I get around to it".

He was just being honest, and I doubt anyone ever thought to take offense.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2012, 10:49:00 PM »
This seems like a really silly thing to get outraged over.  Sarah needs to get laid.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2012, 10:56:18 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on January 27, 2012, 10:49:00 PM
This seems like a really silly thing to get outraged over.  Sarah needs to get laid.
With her personality, she'll need to sneak into a conjugal trailer at a state prison.
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2012, 04:56:39 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2012, 07:24:49 PM
Sure. Worst I ever had was still pretty good.


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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2012, 09:28:55 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
With her personality, she'll need to sneak into a conjugal trailer at a state prison.

Wouldn't that constitute cruel and unusual punishment?
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Re: Sarah Ibarruri's war on voicemail messages
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2012, 09:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 27, 2012, 07:26:21 PM
I'm going to be really ticked off if I find out Sarah Imannoying is a mole and it's 1 of you guys LOL!


It has to be!  Nobody is this freaking bitter and bitchy.   Are they?  LMAO

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