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Offline franksolich

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primitive can't find turn signals
« on: May 07, 2008, 02:04:19 AM »
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auburngrad82  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-21-05 08:04 AM
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Can anyone tell me where the turn signal flasher unit is on a 2000 Ram?
   
I can hear the hazard flasher unit so I've located it. The problem is my turn signals have quit working and I can't locate the flasher unit for the turn signals. Any help would be appreciated.

Please notice the date of the original post.

It's been nearly two years now, and no primitive's told the University of Alabama primitive where the turn signals are.

In case the Bear Bryant primitive is still unable to find his turn signals, where might they be?
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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 02:12:40 PM »
I would be remiss if I didn't question why an "environmentally sensitive" liberal individual would be driving a gas guzzling 2000 Ram, but I digress.....

Usually the turn signal flasher is located in/on the fuse block where fuses for the various circuits in the vehicles' electrical system are located.  Don't have a clue about a 2000 Ram, but they (fuse blocks) are sometimes located inside the "kickpanel" in the front (where the driver and front seat passengers feet are generally placed) sometimes under the hood mounted on the fender apron, and occasionally behind a drop-down panel under the instrument panel.

Some older vehicles positioned the flasher inside the "mast jacket" (steering column housing).....

The vehicle owners manual usually contains a diagram showing where the fuses and flashers are located.....

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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 02:15:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 07, 2008, 02:04:19 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=310x403

Oh my.

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auburngrad82  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-21-05 08:04 AM
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Can anyone tell me where the turn signal flasher unit is on a 2000 Ram?
   
I can hear the hazard flasher unit so I've located it. The problem is my turn signals have quit working and I can't locate the flasher unit for the turn signals. Any help would be appreciated.

Please notice the date of the original post.

It's been nearly two years now, and no primitive's told the University of Alabama primitive where the turn signals are.

In case the Bear Bryant primitive is still unable to find his turn signals, where might they be?

Um, Frank? Auburn University isn't the University of Alabama. Making that mistake can get you shot down in Alabamastan. :-)

As for the unit, as Doc said, it's generally in the fuse box.
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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 01:03:42 PM »
Heck, all the guy would of had to done is drive by an autozone, they would of helped him out.
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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 05:57:26 PM »
Don't forget to fill up on blinker fluid.  :)
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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 06:20:09 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 09, 2008, 05:57:26 PM
Don't forget to fill up on blinker fluid.  :)

And Muffler bearings, gotta get muffler bearings. The damn things are always squeaking on ya. :-)
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Re: primitive can't find turn signals
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 07:59:45 AM »
Is he a student or a professor there?  What is the degree/major?
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