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Offline BEG

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Microwaves ruin everything
« on: January 26, 2012, 06:57:56 PM »
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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 07:00:23 PM »
That would be the only reason I would buy a microwave. :-)
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 08:07:37 PM »
LOL I cannot let my 14 year old son see this.
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 08:09:35 PM »
LOL I cannot let my 14 year old son see this.
Buy him his own microwave and tell him to go play in the back yard.  It's what responsible parents do. :-)
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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 08:39:04 PM »
I'm glad somebody else did that so I don't have to.
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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM »
I felt bad for that poor tomato. He didn't do anything but grow up on the vine. That's better than growin' up in the 'hood.
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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2012, 08:34:20 AM »
tropical punch, lightbulb, cd
i never would have thought of trying those things, but im glad someone else did! :couch:

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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2012, 08:39:57 AM »
Coolest video I've seen in a while!
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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 04:37:41 PM »
Wow!  Clever advertising.  I approve!

The tomato reminded me of the Klingons getting shot in "Star Trek VI."  Oh, and microwaves don't ruin soap.  They make it AWESOME!!!

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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 11:10:50 PM »
Thank God my son never saw this when he was a kid!!!!
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Microwaves ruin everything
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 04:31:14 AM »
This is why there was never a microwave in my house growing up.  :fuelfire: