CLERK: Welcome to Nanny King; we serve what’s good for you, your way. May I take your order?
CUSTOMER: If I’m here to place an order and you’re job is to take orders why wouldn’t you be able to take my order?
CLERK: Um-m-m…Welcome to Nanny King; where we only serve what’s best for you. What can I get for you today?
CUSTOMER: That’s better. I would like a dollar cheeseburger.
CLERK: I’m sorry sir; we don’t serve cheeseburgers.
CUSTOMER: Man, I really had an appetite for a cheeseburger.
CLERK: It’s your appetite, sir; and you are free to keep it if you choose.
CUSTOMER: Then why can’t I get a cheeseburger ? You said I could have it my way.
CLERK: We’re Nanny King; we serve what’s good for you, your way. Cheeseburgers have too much grease and fat, so they’re not good for you.
CUSTOMER: Ri-i-i-ight; OK, whatever; I’ll take the dollar grilled chicken on whole grain pita, the dollar side salad and a dollar sweetened iced tea.
CLERK: I’m sorry sir; we don’t serve beverages with processed sugar. We’re Nanny King; where you can have what’s good for you, your way.
CUSTOMER: Yeah, except there’s not a lot of “my way†going-on. Fine, you know what, just make it a dollar unsweetened iced tea.
CLERK: Very good, sir; that will be seven dollars and eighty-seven cents.
CUSTOMER: What? I ordered three items off of the dollar menu. That should be three dollars.
CLERK: Yes, sir; but your meal also comes with arugula. Arugula doesn’t pay for itself, you know.
CUSTOMER: I don’t want arugula.
CLERK: Arugula is good for you.
CUSTOMER: I don’t care; I don’t like arugula.
CLERK: We’re Nanny King; we serve what’s good for you.
CUSTOMER: You stopped saying, “Your way.â€
CLERK: Would you like to super-size your order of arugula?
CUSTOMER: I DON’T WANT THE ARUGULA!
CLERK: Welcome to Nanny King; we serve what’s good for you.
CUSTOMER: And just how do you decide what’s good for me?
CLERK: We have our Delicious Eating And Totally Healthy Panel decide what you can order.
CUSTOMER: You have a D.E.A.T.H. Panel?
CLERK: (pause) it’s a working title.
CUSTOMER: You know something? Never mind; just cancel my entire order.
CLERK: Very well sir, there will be a twelve dollar and fifty-cent cancellation fee.
CUSTOMER: Get away from me.
