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Hey Newt, you know what 10.11.75 was?
That was the date, now almost 38 years ago, when Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham got married.

Sure, they've had their troubles over the years. Yes, Bill was, to it kindly, a rogue. he cheated on his wife. And he tried to keep it quiet. And he never pointed at anyone else while he was doing it. Particularly, he never pointed at anyone else for doing it for the political gain to be had from the pointing.

Bill and Hillary Clinton now have a nice young woman as their daughter and they continue, from all appearances, to thrive as a family, rough spots notwithstanding.

I contrast that with you, Mr. I Want An Open Marriage. I contrast that with you, you philandering piece of shit. I contrast that with you, who divorced Number Two as she was battling cancer. I contrast that with you, who impeached Bill Clinton over an affair, even as you were diddling .... which was it? ..... Number Two? ...... The current Mrs. G, Number Three?

So now you're on to Number 3. I'm guessing this will be your last, you pasty, puffy, probably Viagara dependent turd.

The Clintons, for all their faults, are at 38 years and counting.

And don't EVEN try to compare yourself favorably to the Obamas. Don't even go there.


I found you despicable then, Newt, and I find you more so today.

Just go away, you ****ing turd.

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 09:58:09 PM »
Last I checked, Newt hasn't raped anyone.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 10:00:46 PM »
:rofl: :lmao:

Stinky is just stupid enough to accuse Newt Gingrich by using Bill Clinton as a character witness.

Stuff it, dumbass.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 10:15:29 PM »
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Hey Jake, bite me, you pathetic shit. I may organize a collection to buy you a pair of friends.

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 10:16:12 PM »
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 10:19:45 PM »
Last I checked, Newt hasn't raped anyone.
"You might want to put some ice on that."
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 10:22:58 PM »
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Hey Jake, bite me, you pathetic shit. I may organize a collection to buy you a pair of friends.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68704.0.html

The OP is fact. Face it. Your guy's the loser. Like you.

Suck it Dude, your hero is a rapist and you are an old fat **** that lives for DU cred.

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 10:23:58 PM »
.....and you are an old fat **** that lives for DU cred.

And lives in a lily-white neighborhood in the third-wealthiest county in America.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 10:30:52 PM »
:rofl: Like anyone cares what a spindly-legged, pot-bellied old geezer has to say while hoofing it downstairs between commercial breaks to the john so he doesn't ruin the good bathroom.

:lmao:

****ing poser.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 10:32:38 PM »
Whoa... deja vu.  I swear we've had this conversation before.  DUmmies are so predictable.

Bite me, Stinky. 
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 10:39:21 PM »
I don't understand why Stinky won't sign up and post here, maybe he's scared?  C'mon over ya big faggot, we won't make too many rude comments about your spork worthy wife.  Blast us in the face with your huge intellect.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 10:43:12 PM »
Well, given that it's about 10:45 p.m. here, that means it's nearly midnight in Baltimore, and so the old dude's wife probably tucked him into bed and quietly slipped out to have some fun with Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 11:18:35 PM »
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And had requested an "open marriage" with wife #2.

What would Hannity and Limbaugh being doing with that story?

And you would be defending him.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 11:33:20 PM »
You noticed that limp dick internet wonder called stinkdude had nothing to say about the late Ted Kennedy and the numerous times he cheated on his wife.  Let alone leaving one of his prospective girlfriends to die in the back of an Oldsmobile. Haven't seen or heard Newt do that.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2012, 04:40:42 AM »
You noticed that limp dick internet wonder called stinkdude had nothing to say about the late Ted Kennedy and the numerous times he cheated on his wife.  Let alone leaving one of his prospective girlfriends to die in the back of an Oldsmobile. Haven't seen or heard Newt do that.

As someone else pointed out, conditions in this country have deteriorated so much since January 20, 2009--and are getting worse--that Republicans could hold orgies every week and the voters aren't going to care.  Just so somebody else is in the White House come January 20, 2013.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 04:50:12 AM »
Any dude that would shovel snow in shorts and womens ugly shoes is not a person to be lecturing anyone.

How are your slums holding up Mr 1%?

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 05:21:47 AM »
Guys!  You are treating him as if he is an internets laughing stock!  You should know better than that by now. 
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 06:49:59 AM »
Guys!  You are treating him as if he is an internets laughing stock!  You should know better than that by now. 

Hey, how 'bout a little compassion for us slow learners...we are special, you know.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 07:08:18 AM »
Stinkdude is spotting again.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
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the late Ted Kennedy and the numerous times he cheated on his wife.  Let alone leaving one of his prospective girlfriends to die in the back of an Oldsmobile.

That brought to mind the time one DUmmie said "I think Mary Jo Koepechne would be proud to have died for her country for the greater good, for all the good things Ted Kennedy did." 

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2012, 07:34:22 AM »
Newt has been faithful for 12 years.

Can BJ say the same?
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2012, 08:30:45 AM »
Hey, DUde,

Last time I checked, Newt didn't have to pay out 850 large to a chick with a huge schnoz for sexually harassing her.  Also, last time I checked, Newt didn't manage to turn the word "humidor" into a VERB with a fat intern.

Any blue dresses in Newt's closet?  I'm kinda doubting it.  Finally, I'm pretty sure Newt hasn't been disbarred or otherwise faced any sanctions for perjury.

Have a nice Friday, asshole.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2012, 08:31:33 AM »
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The Clintons, for all their faults, are at 38 years and counting.

And Stinky... if you can't see that this has been for pure political reasons, then you are blind my friend.

Let me be the VOR here.

Newt screwed up in his personal life.  We know that...  He has admitted his faults.  I don't agree with it, or like it.

But If I were to to list the hypocrisy of the your statements and the politicians on the left that had less than stellar personal dealings, well we would be here awhile.

But for shits and giggles here are a few off of the top of my head:

Barney Frank:  Male Prostitute, and Prostitution ring running of of his digs that he said he had no knowledge of.   :bs:
Eliot "Luv Guv" Spitzer:  Spending $1,000's of the states money on prostitution.  Do you know how he made a name for himself?  Prosecuting prostitution rings.   :???:
John Edwards:  I think you know that story...

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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2012, 08:35:35 AM »
Newt has been faithful for 12 years.

Can BJ say the same?

Well, it would be determined by what your definition of "same" is.
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Re: The dude claims the Clintons have the moral edge on Newt (shout out)
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2012, 09:37:37 AM »
And this:

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Bill and Hillary Clinton now have a nice young woman as their daughter and they continue, from all appearances, to thrive as a family

 :lmao:  thrive as a family.  They haven't spoken in years, much less slept together.  I suspect it's the same with the Obamas.