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William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« on: January 19, 2012, 11:05:29 AM »
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Update #2 from H2O Man
"If DUers want to help on this, they should continue calling Libous, Cuomo, and Kennedy; they could also send your article to Rachel Maddow on MSNBC, and Keith O and Young Turks on Current TV."

Contact info for the above officials here, near the end of the article: http://www.truth-out.org/clearing-stands-boxer-one-mans-fight-against-fracking/1326401455

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002186091

TRANSLATION: Give me some attention fast! I'm kinda hungry

Personally, I think the Las Vegas Leviathan should join in.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 11:31:30 AM »
Also Omaha Steve and Nads.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 12:12:03 PM »
I'm sending out a killing black hand of death to H20Man.

Hope it helps.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 12:45:17 PM »
From H20's missive, he ends:

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And an itty-bitty 8-year old girl, who had seen me on the news and told her Mom that she wanted to meet me, gave me a CD of children's music. She said she thought it would keep me from being sad when I am hungry. It has.
:rotf: :lmao:  The Hell it has!  Although, I'd lose my appetite if I had to listen to children's music, such as Barney singing how he loves me and all. 

"Itty-bitty" from a grown "man." 

Also, he continues to set the bar low.  All he wants is a meeting with the senate dude.  Not even to change his mind.  Just a meeting.  Then it's lunchtime.   And what a lunch. 

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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 12:55:11 PM »
The only hunger strike that I remember was by Bobby Sands in 1981.  He actually followed through with it until he died (53 days). 

I've often told my children that the difference between good and great is following through.  If you're reading this, Wee Willy Tosspot, tell your fracking buddy that I hope he is able to achieve greatness.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 12:59:49 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 19, 2012, 12:55:11 PM
The only hunger strike that I remember was by Bobby Sands in 1981.  He actually followed through with it until he died (53 days). 

I've often told my children that the difference between good and great is following through.  If you're reading this, Wee Willy Tosspot, tell your fracking buddy that I hope he is able to achieve greatness.
Typical liberals... no initiative.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 01:05:24 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 19, 2012, 12:45:17 PM
From H20's missive, he ends:
 :rotf: :lmao:  The Hell it has!  Although, I'd lose my appetite if I had to listen to children's music, such as Barney singing how he loves me and all. 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRIo7pGdaes[/youtube]
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 19, 2012, 12:45:17 PM
From H20's missive, he ends:
 :rotf: :lmao:  The Hell it has!  Although, I'd lose my appetite if I had to listen to children's music, such as Barney singing how he loves me and all. 

"Itty-bitty" from a grown "man." 

Also, he continues to set the bar low.  All he wants is a meeting with the senate dude.  Not even to change his mind.  Just a meeting.  Then it's lunchtime.   And what a lunch. 



At least he didn't say "Goggie."

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After-dinner mint, sir...?

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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 03:31:36 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 19, 2012, 02:19:22 PM
At least he didn't say "Goggie."

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After-dinner mint, sir...?

 :popcorn:

How about one thin wafer?
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 05:52:22 PM »
St Ceasar Chavez of the oppressed wetback went on a hunger strike as did one time GOP presidential candidate Alan Keyes, making me lose all respect for him.
Hunger strikes, most of us out grew them with potty training.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 06:09:31 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on January 19, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
Hunger strikes, most of us out grew them with potty training.

Well, there's the trouble then, isn't it?



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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 06:10:18 PM »
I think it would be hilarious if this useless moonbat actually starved himself into a coma, right onto death's doorstep.

It could create a sort of bizarro Terry Schiavo situation, which would be win-win for decent people.

The outcome would be either the satisfaction of seeing a life was saved, or the satisfaction of seeing a moonbat ushering himself into the bowels of Hell.

Either result would be fine with me.

The problem is, DUmpmonkey protests like this are always hoaxes.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 06:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 19, 2012, 01:05:24 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRIo7pGdaes[/youtube]

I prefer this version:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7xTi3yBL4s&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2012, 06:55:40 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 19, 2012, 06:24:34 PM
I prefer this version:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7xTi3yBL4s&feature=related[/youtube]

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2012, 10:19:45 AM »
Wonder if he is emulating the ditch bitch Sheehan in his hunger strike?
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2012, 10:23:57 AM »
Anybody know if the watery primitive's about to roll into the casket yet?

Any late news?
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2012, 11:04:41 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 20, 2012, 10:23:57 AM
Anybody know if the watery primitive's about to roll into the casket yet?

Any late news?

Unless the moron is a typically-undernourished vegan, it would take at least a week before there was any real physiological effect from going without food.  Up to that point, everything is just psychological and water-weight loss.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2012, 11:11:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 20, 2012, 11:04:41 AM
Unless the moron is a typically-undernourished vegan, it would take at least a week before there was any real physiological effect from going without food.  Up to that point, everything is just psychological and water-weight loss.

You know that, and I know that, but I figured the Bostonian Drunkard, reporting on it, is going to fast-forward it for bleeding hearts.
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2012, 11:54:22 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 20, 2012, 10:23:57 AM
Anybody know if the watery primitive's about to roll into the casket yet?

Any late news?
He's still hanging on.

It's a much more severe fast than the ditch witch. (You may recall her fast allowed unlimited smoothies and protein shakes.)

This DUmmy is maintaining a water-only fast for 23 hours per day.

He's dividing the 24th hour into three 20-minute eating periods in the morning, at noon, and in the evening.

It's a brutal, snackless regimen that will allow a fast to go on for years and years.
 
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Re: William Whoreson reports on H2OMan who apparently has failed to die
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2012, 12:04:42 PM »
Psst... H2Oman. Here's a little secret for you: In order for a hunger strike to work, people have to give a damn if you live or die. :tongue:
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