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Offline AudiovoxJunkie

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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #125 on: February 18, 2012, 12:20:56 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 16, 2012, 10:38:31 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what this guy did to made everyone mad at him. :lmao:

I must have missed it.

He served his wife divorce papers while she was on our death bed.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2012, 12:23:05 AM »
Quote from: AudiovoxJunkie on February 18, 2012, 12:20:56 AM
He served his wife divorce papers while she was on our death bed.
:???:  Newt, is that you?
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #127 on: February 18, 2012, 12:40:22 AM »
When libs start going on about morals, all they do is reinforce the perception that they have none. To wit, a single or multiple divorces automatically constitutes immorality. The very idea is absurd on it's face. I am not a big fan of divorce, but I would never consider anyone who has been through one "immoral".
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #128 on: February 18, 2012, 06:13:46 AM »
Quote from: AudiovoxJunkie on February 18, 2012, 12:20:56 AM
He served his wife divorce papers while she was on our death bed.

OUR death bed?

I'm glad you survived.

BTW. Newt's exes are still alive. So WTF are you talking about?
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #129 on: February 18, 2012, 03:24:54 PM »
Long live the deathbed.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #130 on: February 18, 2012, 06:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on February 18, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
OUR death bed?

I'm glad you survived.

BTW. Newt's exes are still alive. So WTF are you talking about?


She died , but she got better?
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2012, 07:16:45 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 18, 2012, 06:38:07 PM

She died , but she got better?
She turned him into a Newt.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #132 on: February 19, 2012, 12:57:03 PM »
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #133 on: February 19, 2012, 03:41:21 PM »
Quote from: ruble on February 19, 2012, 12:57:03 PM
A Newt?

Well, she got better.

BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #134 on: February 19, 2012, 04:13:56 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2012, 03:41:21 PM
Well, she got better.

BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!

Who are you so wise in the way of witches?
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #135 on: February 19, 2012, 04:15:07 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2012, 03:41:21 PM
Well, she got better.

BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!

If she...weighs...the same as a duck...she's made of wood...
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #136 on: February 19, 2012, 04:23:21 PM »
  Exactly!  So, logically...,
   If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
   And therefore--?
   A witch!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #137 on: February 19, 2012, 05:01:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 19, 2012, 04:23:21 PM
  Exactly!  So, logically...,
   If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
   And therefore--?
   A witch!

What also floats?
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #138 on: February 19, 2012, 05:23:04 PM »
Quote from: ruble on February 19, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
What also floats?

Bread!!!

Apples!!!

Uh, very small rocks!!!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #139 on: February 19, 2012, 05:34:03 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2012, 05:23:04 PM
Bread!!!

Apples!!!

Uh, very small rocks!!!

A duck!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #140 on: February 19, 2012, 08:44:45 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 19, 2012, 05:23:04 PM
Bread!!!

Apples!!!

Uh, very small rocks!!!

Churches! Churches!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #141 on: February 19, 2012, 08:55:58 PM »
Cider!

Great gravy!

Cherries!

Mud!
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #142 on: February 19, 2012, 10:49:59 PM »
Rose Bowl Parade
Mardis Gras
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #143 on: February 23, 2012, 08:35:39 AM »
Oh Lord, it's lent and I gave up Chocolates!!

Sell you stock

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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #144 on: February 23, 2012, 10:38:26 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on February 23, 2012, 08:35:39 AM
Oh Lord, it's lent and I gave up Chocolates!!

Sell you stock


Lent promises expire at Easter.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #145 on: February 23, 2012, 11:37:05 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 23, 2012, 10:38:26 AM
Lent promises expire at Easter.

Concidence? I think not. :naughty:

I know all about the golden calf, what about the golden bunny??   :whatever:
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #146 on: February 23, 2012, 11:39:40 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on February 23, 2012, 11:37:05 AM
Concidence? I think not. :naughty:

I know all about the golden calf, what about the golden bunny??   :whatever:
Coincidence, no, conspiracy, maybe.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #147 on: February 23, 2012, 06:16:13 PM »
I gave up religion for Lent.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #148 on: February 23, 2012, 06:39:10 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2012, 06:16:13 PM
I gave up religion for Lent.
Good one. Next time give up Lent for Lent.
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Re: Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell
« Reply #149 on: February 24, 2012, 04:48:45 AM »
This has drifted beyond anything resembling breaking news so am moving to general discussion.
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