Me too. If someone with balls will cite my word-crime I will repent.
Sure thing, m'boy.
Sure thing, Carl, I consider myself warned. Now will you consider yourself a moderator who allows his pals to say vulgar and vile things to a newbee but asks the newbee to find a playground? Think about it Carl, you diminish the integrity of this board.
Snark towards a mod. Not generally smiled upon.
Hi fellows! How's Newt and Romney and Paul working out for you fellows?
Cheers. 
And just who are YOU voting for, Scooter? Who'd you vote for in 2008? And for the record, most of us are here because we despise RINO's like Romney and Paul. Know your history before you pop off your cock holster.
Thanks for the welcome, Eupher. What? You don't like divergent opinions?
Say hello before shitting on the carpet, noob.
And the FIRST POST from our little chewtoy:
Newt is glib. Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals.
We do nowt want Newt.
What's this "WE" shit, white man? I don't think he's going to win the nomination, but I'll take Newt over Romney and Paul any freakin day.
Yeah, try again, and next time you come around, you might want to make an introduction of a more friendly/non-confrontational sort.