Newt's Ex Purportedly Wielding Bombshell

[FreeBorn]

Newt is glib. Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals.
We do  nowt want Newt.

Whoever you are, what is it that gives you such trepidation about Newt Gingrich?

Lemme guess~ You are an 0bama supporter and like most of your ilk you are walking around these days with an empty plummeting feeling deep down in your gut, you know he is going to lose. So with that you have taken it upon yourself to check out the opposition, see perhaps which one of the republican candidates you could best live with.

Rinomney must have been looking pretty good to you, downeast democrat that he is. Then along comes the SC republican primary results and rut-roh, whoopsie! Now things aren't looking too good. You might actually get a real republican in the White House come next spring.

Not to worry, kiddo. Nothing is carved in stone yet and there are always alternatives...

[milum]

I LOVE divergent opinions. I just don't like party-crashers.

Suggest you open a thread in the Introductions forum, introduce yourself, kick back, relax and read a bit before barging in.

It's the polite thing to do.

Well, Eupher, if this is a private party then it is one that I don't want to crash. I thought that this was a conservative forum and not a social club that bitch-slaps new members. It is best, I guess, that I leave now because I bitch slap back.
 Bye Eupher, thanks for the fellowship and may God save the Republic.

[dutch508]

Well, Eupher, if this is a private party then it is one that I don't want to crash. I thought that this was a conservative forum and not a social club that bitch-slaps new members. It is best, I guess, that I leave now because I bitch slap back.
 Bye Eupher, thanks for the fellowship and may God save the Republic.

What a *****.

[milum]

What a *****.

Yesbutt, Dutch.
 By leaving I'd miss your adroit use of the English language so I guess I'll stay here until you all forget your egos and remember our 1786 agreement with ourselves that made this country the last hope of liberty for all mankind.
Or until your consortium  has me thrown off this forum, whichever comes first.   

[FreeBorn]

Hmmm... Four posts so far and all of them on this thread. No doubt you must have read the suggestions to stop by the introductions and just say "Hi". Simple protocols anywhere in person or on the web. Common courtesy.

By ignoring such you identify yourself as a kamikaze. By participating in such you identify yourself as someone whose parents instilled some manners into and perhaps may be someone who seeks to participate as opposed to someone who is simply intent on being troublesome for their own amusement. Everyone is certainly welcome and we all would like to hear what you have to bring to the table but no one likes an asshole.

Bitchslapped for being an ignorant bitch.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_PJaYT-gC0[/youtube]

[Ohio Barbarian]

Newt had a threesome with his X and Nancy P. and Hillary watched from the closet.

Man, that's some sick shit. I really didn't need that image in my brain. I'm going to go puke now...

[docstew]

Newt is glib. Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals.
We do  nowt want Newt.

Care to back up these assertions?

And who are you to tell me what I do and don't want?

[Eupher]

Well, Eupher, if this is a private party then it is one that I don't want to crash. I thought that this was a conservative forum and not a social club that bitch-slaps new members. It is best, I guess, that I leave now because I bitch slap back.
 Bye Eupher, thanks for the fellowship and may God save the Republic.

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. When your ***** hurts like it does, do you often whine? Or do you whine 24/7 like most DUmmies?

[Eupher]

Man, that's some sick shit. I really didn't need that image in my brain. I'm going to go puke now...

Don't splash on your shoes. It's kinda messy to clean up.

[Eupher]

Yesbutt, Dutch.
 By leaving I'd miss your adroit use of the English language so I guess I'll stay here until you all forget your egos and remember our 1786 agreement with ourselves that made this country the last hope of liberty for all mankind.
Or until your consortium  has me thrown off this forum, whichever comes first.   

WTF does 1786 have to do with Newt Gingrich's Ex?

Dutch is crude at times, but he is effective. Just like this bitchslap:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-vsTxKUkM[/youtube]

[NHSparky]

Newt is glib. Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals.
We do  nowt want Newt.

What's this "we" shit, noob?  You speaking for the entire nation now?

Lemme guess--condescending prick, comes in and shit on the carpet then bitches about he smell and mess, telling us how we're all stupid...

Yup.  Paulbot.

Oh, and for the record, which 1786 agreement are you referring to?  The Constitution was 1787, but wasn't "official" until New Hampshire ratified it (ninth state--see Article VII) the following year.

[dutch508]

Still a whiny *****. If you could have backed up your statements with a little fact then you may still have gotten a bunch of shit from people here, but at least we'd have thought you had some balls.

Look at Ohio Barbarian. Dumber than a bunch of rocks. However, he does try to defend his lunatic posts with facts. You just shout out a communist talking point and expect us to bow down to your intellect.

So, why don't you slither back to whichever liberal shithole you usually post at and write your bouncy to impress all the rest of the ball lickers.

Here, I will start it for you:


So, I recently spelunked into the bowls of CC and taught them a thing or two...

[Eupher]

bowels, dutch. Not bowls. It makes a difference. 

[NHSparky]

Put it another way, Dutch--at HIS forum, we'd have been banned before submitting the second post.  The fact he's still a member in good standing, albeit a douchenozzle, says a lot for our tolerance versus theirs.

Little shitbag probably doesn't even like peach cobbler.

[dutch508]

bowels, dutch. Not bowls. It makes a difference. 

true. I really dislike posting from my phone. the text screen rolls to the top once I have filled it up and then I can't see what I type.

OF COURSE I could blame at auto spell thingy, or claim that is how the DUmpmonkie would spell it, truth is, I just missed that one.

****er.

 

[docstew]

Put it another way, Dutch--at HIS forum, we'd have been banned before submitting the second post.  The fact he's still a member in good standing, albeit a douchenozzle, says a lot for our tolerance versus theirs.

Little shitbag probably doesn't even like peach cobbler.

That's it. That's as much as I can take of that turd.

[milum]

Care to back up these assertions?

And who are you to tell me what I do and don't want?

Who am I? Well, so far I and you are the only ones who can post on this subject without resorting to name-calling and the childish use of sexual vulgarties. So here goes...

"Newt is glib"

What? Who could honestly say that the former global warmist and former advisor to Fannie Mae and Fannie Mac  is not glib?

" Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals."

This statement is self-evident. He has the charms to sell himself but (maybe the  irony was missed by some  here) if he divorced his first wife to marry his girfriend then divorced his second girlfriend/wife to marry his second girlfriend then his morals can be rightly questioned.

"We do nowt want Newt."

"We", of course, refers to everyone who gives a swinging damn about the future of this nation,and the use of the early English term "nowt" meaning "naught" was an affectation of mine because I thought it cute.

[DumbAss Tanker]

"We do nowt want Newt."

"We", of course, refers to everyone who gives a swinging damn about the future of this nation,...

Apparently "We" really means "You," instead of what you said it means.

[Rugnuts]

and the use of the early English term "nowt" meaning "naught" was an affectation of mine because I thought it cute.

well "we" both agree on the cuteness of "nowt"

[FreeBorn]

Who am I? Well, so far I and you are the only ones who can post on this subject without resorting to name-calling and the childish use of sexual vulgarties. So here goes...

"Newt is glib"

What? Who could honestly say that the former global warmist and former advisor to Fannie Mae and Fannie Mac  is not glib?

" Newt has the charm of a aluminium siding salesman but without the morals."

This statement is self-evident. He has the charms to sell himself but (maybe the  irony was missed by some  here) if he divorced his first wife to marry his girfriend then divorced his second girlfriend/wife to marry his second girlfriend then his morals can be rightly questioned.

"We do nowt want Newt."

"We", of course, refers to everyone who gives a swinging damn about the future of this nation,and the use of the early English term "nowt" meaning "naught" was an affectation of mine because I thought it cute.

Dude is awesome! I believe you are winning me over with your magnificence.
Maybe you should consider running for office?

[Splashdown]

Who let the Paulbot in?

[CG6468]

Let us guide it to the rock so it can crawl under said rock again.

[milum]

[smile] Hoping against hope I had hoped that some, or at least one, of you  rogue posters would act in accord with the polite standards of other Conservative boards. Such has not been the case. I list here a compendium of your crude remarks:

"Let us guide it to the rock so it can crawl under said rock again"
"Who let the Paulbot in?"
"Dude is awesome! I believe you are winning me over with your magnificence.
Maybe you should consider running for office?"
"That's it. That's as much as I can take of that turd."
"Little shitbag probably doesn't even like peach cobbler."
"Still a whiny *****. If you could have backed up your statements with a little fact then you may still have gotten a bunch of shit from people here, but at least we'd have thought you had some balls."
"What's this "we" shit, noob?  You speaking for the entire nation now?
"Lemme guess--condescending prick, comes in and shit on the carpet then bitches about he smell and mess, telling us how we're all stupid..."
"So, why don't you slither back to whichever liberal shithole you usually post at and write your bouncy to impress all the rest of the ball lickers."

etcetera...
I'm begining to think that you all here don't think well of me.
Ok, Now list the vile things that I've said beneath your vile list. 
 

[CG6468]

Please don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

I'm begining to think that you all here don't think well of me.

It's taken you this long to figure that out?

[Lacarnut]

[smile] I'm begining to think that you all here don't think well of me.

Stick around whitebread; there is more.