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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2012, 11:41:46 PM »
When you tell an employer that you are over qualified for their crappy job, they do tend to agree with you, DUmmies.

Yeah, when I'm interviewing, I tend to think it's "me" interviewing for a job, not "them" interviewing for my services. In an employer's market, there's no wonder why so many of those DUmbasses are unemployed. It's supply vs. demand, DUmbasses. Then again, you ****tards are clueless to that concept.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2012, 11:59:16 PM »
The first job I found after being unemployed for five months paid $9/hr... and it was a temp job.  I took it because it was money and better than unemployment.  It was hard to get by on such a small amount of income, but we managed to still pay our bills, rent and keep food on the table.  DUmmies, you are just lazy.  You have no motivation to improve yourself.  You want other people to pay your way.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 12:02:35 AM »
The first job I found after being unemployed for five months paid $9/hr... and it was a temp job.  I took it because it was money and better than unemployment. 

But it's not. Not here. That's the shit that needs to change. Instead of these JACKASSES "working their asses off to extend unemployment", hey, how about working your asses off to get the hell OUT OF THE WAY!? People, save a few, don't WANT unemployment; they want a f'n JOB!
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 05:11:30 AM »
I was a street-running shitbag when I went into the army at the tender age of seventeen summers; but I learned to admire many good people. I had dropped out of the 10th grade after failing it twice (ironically, my GT is 138). I went back into the civilian world with no certifiable education.

All I could do was emulate the people I admire. It was never of my own doing because I had no such skills of my own; I could only imitate my betters. They possessed something so simple it seems mundane yet the rest of the world cherishes it as if it were mana from Heaven: a work ethic

Within 4 months I was being trained for management.

When I moved on to another town I became field supervisor in 3 months.

The pattern of advancement repeated itself on up until I became a restaurant manager and there I was given a skillset that translated into far more lucrative opportunities. I was even logisitics manager for a fine art company that held art auctions at sea including the recently ill-fated Concordia. I have held orginal Rockwell, Erte, Nikita and Dali pieces as well as Disney animation cels in my paws.

Now I have a job where my supervisors are trying to not only find the budget to keep me but give me a raise.

All because my singular claim to intelligence is that I knew who was better than me and I tried to mimic them.

And my self-esteem suffers not one iota knowing that I have people better than me, any more than looking at the works of fine art demoralized my creative spirit.

When I first started as a driver for a trucking company at the ripe old age of 22, I was already an accomplished welder, mechanic, electrician, and plumber.  NO formal training in any of these fields, just what I had to learn in order to keep a dairy farm working.  It was either that, or pay someone else thousands of dollars to do the work for me.

The owner of the company agreed to let me do routine maintenance on the 6 trucks at our warehouse for a flat monthly fee, so I took it.  At the time, we had NO trucks with fuel injection, just carbs, but when they started replacing our aging fleet with the newer ones with fuel injection, I bought a book and started reading.  It didn't take me long to figure out what system did what, and how that related to engine performance.  Still no formal training, but I can diagnose engine problems as good as the "factory trained" mechanics, and the only time my cars go to a dealer is for recalls.

Today, I, like miskie, work for the Postal Service, and not a day goes by that SOMEONE isn't asking me about a problem with their car.  LOL!
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 07:50:06 AM »
When I first started as a driver for a trucking company at the ripe old age of 22, I was already an accomplished welder, mechanic, electrician, and plumber.  NO formal training in any of these fields, just what I had to learn in order to keep a dairy farm working.  It was either that, or pay someone else thousands of dollars to do the work for me...

I attribute our common experience to our common mindset: we count everything as an educational opportunity that expands skillsets.

Contrast that with our opposites who seem to think providing for one's self is at best an inconvenience, at worse an injustice foisted upon them by society.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2012, 07:55:57 AM »
I attribute our common experience to our common mindset: we count everything as an educational opportunity that expands skillsets.

Contrast that with our opposites who seem to think providing for one's self is at best an inconvenience, at worse an injustice foisted upon them by society.

That right there sums it up perfectly.

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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2012, 03:41:08 PM »
Smart managers will always buy experience over book learning. You don't have a problem after 15 years of actually accomplishing projects.
Not always, especially in big companies.

Nearly all the entry level jobs that lead to good career paths have degree requirements the hiring manager cannot override.

The company has to protect itself from DUmmies who will bring suit over hiring practices. That means procedural consistency is usually important than considering individual applicants.

In court, "good judgment" becomes a discriminatory or arbitrary decision, and litigation costs a fortune even when the company wins.

The DUmbasses who look at corporations as lucrative targets for litigation are to thank for lots of corporate practices that people love to hate.

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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2012, 04:19:05 PM »
Try having to hire a DBA that actually has a vowel in his name.

I'm taking training for DBA this year.  I hope it pays off, I'm more used to designing and building comm rigs.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2012, 04:26:51 PM »
Smart managers will always buy experience over book learning. You don't have a problem after 15 years of actually accomplishing projects.

Um...yeah...

In the military we have these things called "officers" that tend to disprove your axiom.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2012, 06:40:14 PM »
Um...yeah...

In the military we have these things called "officers" that tend to disprove your axiom.

15-20 year Sergeant First Class to brand new Second LT: "I'm telling you, Sir, sit down and shut up. I'm running this."

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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2012, 08:40:56 PM »
15-20 year Sergeant First Class to brand new Second LT: "I'm telling you, Sir, sit down and shut up. I'm running this."

The only thing in the US Army more dangerous than a 2LT with an idea is two 2LTs with a plan.
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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2012, 09:41:07 PM »
It just took us a month to find a new maintence man at work. Not due to a lack of applicants. Due to a lack of candidates who had studied enough to pass a drug test. They went 5 of 6 before they found a winner, and he ended up being a transfer.

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Re: LUnies explain why they're too good to work
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2012, 08:41:40 AM »
The only thing in the US Army more dangerous than a 2LT with an idea is two 2LTs with a plan.

The 5 most dangerous sayings in the Army:

The Private who says "Well, they taught us in basic..."
The Sergeant who says "Trust me, Sir..."
The LT who says "Based upon my experience..."
The Captain who says "I've been thinking..."
The Sergeant Major who says "Watch this shit..."