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Offline BannedFromDU

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Things to expect When DU comes back
« on: January 18, 2012, 10:06:00 AM »
Turning off DU is going to be like crimping the garden hose for a bit and letting it go, except we will get the following instead of a rush of water:


1. Bouncies upon bouncies: "So, I was out at the bank/grocery store/doctor/dentist today, and there was an old lady/typical repuke/guy in a $1000 suit, and she/he said out loud..."

2. Outrage at the sites that stayed online while DU was off: "I can't believe www.chickswithdicks.com is ONLINE today. FASCISTS."

3. Warmed-over communism recast as an epiphany: "This outage really gave me time to think about healthcare in the United States..."

4. Poetry: "I took the time to sit and observe the world around me...really get in tune with it again. I wrote this poem about Noam Chomsky petting my deceased cat while gazing over a meadow of buffaloes destroyed by white settlers, all with the surname Bush. Hope you like it..."



Feel free to add to my list.
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 10:17:40 AM »
Does DU3 have a Losers Loners group like the old one, or is that what the Lounge is for?

I predict a lot of sadness and hurt feelings. :popcorn:
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 10:25:07 AM »
This hiatus would be a perfect time for Skimmer to kill off DUmp2.

There's only a tiny handful of hardcore losers still there.
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 10:25:41 AM »
Damn! I should have known better but I clicked on "www.chickswithdicks.com"
...and thankfully all I got was a black screen and computer freeze. So, it would appear, at least to me, that the perverts are sticking together and, of all things, boycotting the net.  
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 10:33:35 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 18, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Turning off DU is going to be like crimping the garden hose for a bit and letting it go, except we will get the following instead of a rush of water:


1. Bouncies upon bouncies: "So, I was out at the bank/grocery store/doctor/dentist today, and there was an old lady/typical repuke/guy in a $1000 suit, and she/he said out loud..."

2. Outrage at the sites that stayed online while DU was off: "I can't believe www.chickswithdicks.com is ONLINE today. FASCISTS."

3. Warmed-over communism recast as an epiphany: "This outage really gave me time to think about healthcare in the United States..." This is the one.

4. Poetry: "I took the time to sit and observe the world around me...really get in tune with it again. I wrote this poem about Noam Chomsky petting my deceased cat while gazing over a meadow of buffaloes destroyed by white settlers, all with the surname Bush. Hope you like it..."

Feel free to add to my list.
"Healthcare" will be replaced by several socialist talking points.
Evil banksters
Homeless
Evil cops in bushes
Occupoopers
Fresh pie
Mental disorders
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 10:46:26 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 10:25:07 AM
This hiatus would be a perfect time for Skimmer to kill off DUmp2.

There's only a tiny handful of hardcore losers still there.

I noticed yesterday that it still had adbot so skimmer is still ringing the cash register on the fools that think they are pulling a fast one.
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 11:29:00 AM »
DU is shutting down temporarily?
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 12:07:01 PM »
I expect some stories about deranged overweight loners, blinking at the unaccustomed sunlight, wandering in front of buses, trucks, and trains tomorrow morning...
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 12:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on January 18, 2012, 11:29:00 AM
DU is shutting down temporarily?

 :lmao:

Good one, Bally, my thoughts exactly.
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 12:25:13 PM »
* "I bet our stupid caver stalkers couldn't live 5 minutes without us."


Actually, we've been delighting ourselves with a younger, prettier website.
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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 01:41:02 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2012, 12:25:13 PM
* "I bet our stupid caver stalkers couldn't live 5 minutes without us."


Actually, we've been delighting ourselves with a younger, prettier website.

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Re: Things to expect When DU comes back
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 04:38:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 10:25:07 AM
This hiatus would be a perfect time for Skimmer to kill off DUmp2.

There's only a tiny handful of hardcore losers still there.

Indeed. It will be like 'New Coke' all over again.

Maybe in the future, Skins will introduce DUmp Classic, at twice the price.
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