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 A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire.
She was ready to go into my backyard to check it out. I just happened to be going out the door when I caught her walking across my yard. She yelled over at me and kept moving toward the backyard.

We were barbecuing. No more smoke than we usually get when barbecuing.

I thanked her and she left. She didn't seem the least bit embarrassed.

And the more I think about it, I get pissed. This lady was across the street, saw smoke and came running. I know I should be grateful but it just seems rude for her to barge on into my yard when it was just the barbecue grill.

So am I just being sensitive or was this lady intruding?

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No,you are just being your normal,miserable,vicious,wretch of fecal matter you always are Anne.

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I was gonna say straight up bitch.   :-)

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Since I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a burning DUmmie, I would say you're lucky someone was at least concerned.

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Wonder if she was wearing an old WWII helmet with 4 batteries strapped across her chest?
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Seriously?  She thinks a neighbor checking up on smoke coming from her property is invasive?  What a bitch.

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I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?
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Anne, if you're "bbqing" and the neighbors are worried your house is burning down, it ain't bbqing anymore.  You're murdering a perfectly good piece of meat.
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30. She was just what the Japanese call an "awaté-mono"--a person who

tends to get all excited and panicky for no reason.

Thanks for the lesson in Japanese culture, DUmmy.  Lydia Leftcoast is what the Japanese call a Maruta--a log of wood.
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I've had a neighbor come over a time or two because something looked bad...I've always been really grateful.  What if the house had been on fire and our "favorite" KC area teacher wasn't home.  I bet she'd have a totally different outlook on what that "intrusive" neighbor might have saved.   :thatsright:
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Since I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a burning DUmmie, I would say you're lucky someone was at least concerned.

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Or in the words of a fellow I once knew:  "I wouldn't cross the street to  piss up her asshole if her guts were on fire." :fuelfire:

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A normal person cannot conceive of being angered by someone who tries to warn them of a house fire, even if it turns out to be a false alarm.

There is not a single normal person on that entire DUmp thread.

Maybe proud2BDUmb Anne is going to start making her usual nasty posts in 2012.

She disappeared into copy-and-paste oblivion after coach's PR job got her an unearned DOTY in 2010.


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This comes as no surprise, after all these are the same morons who get pissy if some "fundy" says they will pray for them during tough times.
They never can appreciate that someone is trying to be helpful.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Wait a sec! This is one of those clever bait things that asswire was talking about in order to fool us. OMG! We actually fell for that MORON'S bouncy. I'm soooo ashamed.

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26. yes, one can learn a lot by laying a little bait on them. n/t

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I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?

No shit.  This is one of the strangest threads I've seen in a while at the DUmp.  Only a Dumpmonkey would be offended by a person who was genuinely going out of their way to help them.  I hope your house burns down and your neighbors roast marshmallows over the coals, Anne.

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These people have some very, very bad mental problems and should be quarantined from decent, civilized people like the helpful, caring neighbor.

Hopefully next time there is a huge smoke plume coming out of the DUche's house the neighbor will call the police and bust them for smoking pot and a long and painful prison sentence comes down on it.
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Seriously?  She thinks a neighbor checking up on smoke coming from her property is invasive?  What a bitch.

I don't get it, either.

DUmmies will get oh so offended if someone comes on THEIR property, but think it's perfectly peachy to "take" someone else's property if they deem someone else of having "too much". 

I would have thanked the neighbor for their concern, and invited them to partake of our BBQ.  Sharing is a concept totally lost on a DUmmie.
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Thanks for the lesson in Japanese culture, DUmmy.  Lydia Leftcoast is what the Japanese call a Maruta--a log of wood.
And proud2BDUmb Anne, in the words of that Japanese psychologist, is a victim of Ed Zachary disease.

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And proud2BDUmb Anne, in the words of that Japanese psychologist, is a victim of Ed Zachary disease.

Bakayaro, one of the few Japanese words I know, came to mind, but I like your take on it, too.
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After seeing her face on that short video taken at her school, with her permafrown, I can precisely see her getting all angry, thinking to herself "that woman was intruding!"   I'm with others here.  I'd say, "thanks so much!  Say, have a burger!"

Speaking of anger, and OT, but over on another thread, Grasswire said we were "angry" that she was starting her pie shop.  Is that a strange choice of words, or what?   

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She's a lib.

They reject the idea that family and neighbors will watch out for each other.

What we need is a massive, top-down federal program supported by an unwieldy, unyielding bureaucracy with tens of thousands of inspectors peering into our backyards to ensure there is no fire.

All we need is to tax 1% milk at 190% to pay for it but only if the tax collectors get full collective bargaining rights.

THEN she will be happy.





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Speaking of anger, and OT, but over on another thread, Grasswire said we were "angry" that she was starting her pie shop.  Is that a strange choice of words, or what?
How could anyone be angry at the thought of poor, addled grasswire opening a non-profit pie shop in that abandoned bodega? It's hilarious!

The only part of her plan that's doable is the "non-profit" angle. There's no risk she'd ever make a profit.

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Sharing is a concept totally lost on a DUmmie.

Oh no... They freaking love sharing... sharing your stuff and my stuff with other people.  Sharing is great when it's not yours to share.
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