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Should you clean your own ears in public?
« on: January 15, 2012, 12:11:48 PM »
Should you clean your own ears in public?
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2012, 01:16:24 PM »
No. Good manners means you only clean other people's ears in public.
Further, you can only pick your nose while in your car at a stoplight cause no one will ever see you.

Gina is always right because she is a drop dead gorgeous red-head. If you ever disagree with her, good manners dictate you must Hi5 her serveral times to make up for your faux pas.

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Farts are always funny. Its OK to laugh unless it's from your girlfriend...in that case the fart never happened. Once you are married, they can be funny again.
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2012, 09:46:42 PM »
Some itches just have to be scratched, nobody is making anyone else watch.

Sage words from Mr. Mannn, too.

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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 08:55:12 AM »
before i clicked the thread, i thought about all the times i have stood in a checkout line somewhere, digging in my ear with my truck key.

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Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2012, 01:16:24 PM
Farts are always funny. Its OK to laugh unless it's from your girlfriend...in that case the fart never happened. Once you are married, they can be funny again.
  after 7 years married to my wife, it funny anymore :panic:
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 10:20:21 AM »
Sorry, but the fart thing with Mrs. E doesn't happen. They are ignored when a slip occurs.

And it's a good thing that her nose has been declared legally dead. Otherwise, I'd be in BIG trouble.  :rotf:
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2012, 11:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 16, 2012, 10:20:21 AM
Sorry, but the fart thing with Mrs. E doesn't happen. They are ignored when a slip occurs.

And it's a good thing that her nose has been declared legally dead. Otherwise, I'd be in BIG trouble.  :rotf:

I think farts are funny.  Until they smell.   :o
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2012, 11:53:10 AM »
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose...
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2012, 05:44:13 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 16, 2012, 11:11:29 AM
I think farts are funny.  Until they smell.   :o

When they're my farts and they smell, it's hilarious... to me. To the wife, not so much.
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2012, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: docstew on January 16, 2012, 05:44:13 PM
When they're my farts and they smell, it's hilarious... to me. To the wife, not so much.

It depends on the situation.  If I am in a well ventilated location, or outside, I don't mind.  Not so much otherwise.  But they are still funny.
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 08:32:17 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 16, 2012, 08:04:17 PM
It depends on the situation.  If I am in a well ventilated location, or outside, I don't mind.  Not so much otherwise.  But they are still funny.

Are you own farts as funny? Even when they smell?   :whistling:
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 08:34:09 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 17, 2012, 08:32:17 AM
Are you own farts as funny? Even when they smell?   :whistling:

Not when they show up when I am in a meeting, but.........


Especially when they are SBD's I leave on the elevator.   :-)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 08:40:01 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 17, 2012, 08:34:09 AM
Not when they show up when I am in a meeting, but.........


Especially when they are SBD's I leave on the elevator.   :-)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mrs E and I were waiting for an elevator on board the Carnival Destiny when the little bell rang, the door opened, and three people bailed out of there holding their shirts against their noses.

They managed to choke out a warning not to enter that particular elevator. By that time, another couple of people showed up who had not been warned, and they started to head into the "thick" of the fumes when I mentioned that others had warned us to stay away.

After 2-3 days of nonstop eating on board a ship, the farts can get pretty ripe.   :rotf: 
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 09:54:44 AM »
Since this changed to farts...

Who else here enjoys to "Dutch Oven" your loved one?

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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 09:57:52 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 17, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
Since this changed to farts...

Yeah. My poor thread has severely degenerated into another bodily function.

Have I ever posted my fart dictionary here?  :naughty:
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 10:15:17 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 17, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
Since this changed to farts...

Who else here enjoys to "Dutch Oven" your loved one?



Not I. Farts with Mrs E simply don't exist.
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 11:21:08 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 17, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
Since this changed to farts...

Who else here enjoys to "Dutch Oven" your loved one?



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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 11:28:53 AM »
The Heiress finds that "tooting" is incredibly funny.  I've got to admit . . . it is.  The noxious cloud that can eminate from said "blast" . . . oh well!  I have been approached by people claiming to be UN Weapons Inspectors, threatening me with being put on a "human chemical weapons" list.  O-) :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 02:14:18 PM »
Quote from: docstew on January 16, 2012, 05:44:13 PM
When they're my farts and they smell, it's hilarious... to me. To the wife, not so much.

Dutch ovens are even better.  Especially if you prime the bed, then they get in.  Oh, the hilarity.
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Re: Should you clean your own ears in public?
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 09:50:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 17, 2012, 02:14:18 PM
Dutch ovens are even better.  Especially if you prime the bed, then they get in.  Oh, the hilarity.

Although I have been a victim of that more than once, it still makes me laugh.  After the air has cleared, of course.
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