« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri  (Read 3986 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:34:47 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/106160

Quote
proud2BlibKansan
 
Since I know you're concerned . . .
I wanted to let you know the Tea Party reps read the MO state constitution on the floor of the House in Jeff City yesterday on opening day.

I was in the gallery. Left before they finished reading the whole thing.

Tea Party peeps are EVERYWHERE in Jeff City. We saw them in the halls of the Capitol, at lunch in the cafeteria, walking the grounds and even in our hotel.

Did you check under the bed, and in your closet, too?  

Quote
Star Member barbtries
1. eek

that's discouraging.

Prepare to be discouraged to an even greater extent, come November.  

Quote
xmas74
2. I'm not surprised at all.

I've noticed them all over in my area. Further central and south they are usually more plentiful. Many of them are farmers who complain about paying any taxes, yet receive any number of farm subsidies.

Did you report them to #Attackwatch yet?    

Quote
proud2BlibKansan
3. And they're typically over 60

Didn't see any young ones during our visit.

For anyone wondering how we know who they are, they wear silly t-shirts and hats. One group we encountered was talking so loudly everyone in the room could hear them.

I'm not surprised, considering Wednesday (or Wendesday, for our nadin-impaired readers) was a weekday, when normal people under retirement age are usually... at work.  Idiot.  

Quote
xmas74
4. I figured it was easy to identify them.

The ones up here wear stupid trucker style caps with idiotic logos, usually matching the ones on their trucks. Oh, and they yell about everything, usually about how they are being "subjected".

Around here they start in their thirties but those are a certain type. At that age they just bitch and moan and swear they'll vote for or against (fill in the blank). In their fifties is when you see them out with the hats and talking about protests.

(As a college town we have a whole different subsect of tea partiers who are in their twenties and in love with Ron Paul. That's a story that would take so long to discuss!)

Yes, but where are their guns??

Quote
The Genealogist
5. Around these parts, it is easiest to tell the teabaggers by their signs

They put them in their yards, or on their vehicles as bumper stickers. I don't see a lot of them in public spouting their absurd nonsense. They do have rallies from time to time, but I have not seen one in person, just on the news or in the papers.

But, have you seen any guns??!  I'm beginning to get worried.  

Quote
xmas74
6. I've witnessed the rage in person.

A few I really wanted to laugh at, until I realized that they had their gun racks in their trucks stocked.

A stocked gun rack??  Holy heck, did you alert the police?!???  :panic:   :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:  :panic:





« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 09:04:13 PM by BattleHymn »
Logged

Offline Ogre

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1380
  • Reputation: +129/-6
  • What Cat?
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 09:06:37 PM »
Oh shit, that DUmb*** was in my neck of the woods.  I thought I smelled something, just thought it was one of the poultry farms.

I wish it would confine is DUmb*** to KC and leave the rest of us alone. :bird:
Logged
"Don't argue about difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves."  - Winston Churchill

"Get some lumber, build a bridge, and get the hell over it" - Unknown

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 09:35:06 PM »
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.
Logged

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 09:38:14 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 09, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.

I'm content to let them keep thinking such a thing.  :evillaugh:

Logged

Offline Duke Nukum

  • Assistant Chair of the Committee on Neighborhood Services
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8015
  • Reputation: +561/-202
  • O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 10:49:06 PM »
Funny how bathing and politeness are such turn-offs to DUmmies.
Logged
“A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time”
― Homer, The Odyssey

Offline jukin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16239
  • Reputation: +2118/-170
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 11:11:54 PM »
Oh dear, the first Tuesday in November this year is going to be priceless!
Logged
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

Offline kraven

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 158
  • Reputation: +50/-6
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2012, 12:27:34 AM »
 how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.
Logged

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2012, 01:39:10 AM »
Quote from: kraven on January 10, 2012, 12:27:34 AM
how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.

H5   :-) 
Logged

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2012, 05:01:13 AM »
Quote from: kraven on January 10, 2012, 12:27:34 AM
how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.

They also are polite, courteous, humble, generous, and don't emit strange, foul odors.

They don't have tattoos covering their arms, piercings on their navels or genitals, or looking like they fell face first into an open tackle box.
 
You can usually find a great number of them in a church on a Sunday morning.  They cling to their God, their guns, and their freedoms, and believe the borders should be CLOSED, and ILLEGAL aliens should be sent home.

You sure as hell won't find them breaking laws, destroying private or public property, or at ANY Occupy movement.

And you sure as hell won't find them voting for Zero come November.

They are the REAL 99%!
Logged
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 05:41:48 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 10, 2012, 05:01:13 AM
They also are polite, courteous, humble, generous, and don't emit strange, foul odors.

They don't have tattoos covering their arms, piercings on their navels or genitals, or looking like they fell face first into an open tackle box.
 
You can usually find a great number of them in a church on a Sunday morning.  They cling to their God, their guns, and their freedoms, and believe the borders should be CLOSED, and ILLEGAL aliens should be sent home.

You sure as hell won't find them breaking laws, destroying private or public property, or at ANY Occupy movement.

And you sure as hell won't find them voting for Zero come November.

They are the REAL 99%!


Right on and a HI 5 to you.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2012, 07:17:35 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 09, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.

There was a thread over there the other day.  It was too small to bring over as one of our own, but the OP said "There is no such thing as the Tea Party.  It is all a figment of the Repuke's imagination."  No evidence, just assertion.  There were only 2 replies, so I left it alone.  They said, "no, we're lousy with them" and such.   :lmao:
Logged

Offline MrsSmith

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5977
  • Reputation: +466/-54
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2012, 08:15:26 AM »
No wonder the DUmmies get upset...isn't it unconstitutional to read something like this in public, on government property?? 

Quote
We the people of Missouri, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His goodness, do establish this constitution for the better government of the state.

:sarcasm:

 :rofl:
Logged
.
.

Antifa - the only fascists in America today.

Offline Maxiest

  • Chief Interruptor Officer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2471
  • Reputation: +156/-101
  • IT Guru - Social Media Wizard - Recovery Advocate
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 08:26:34 AM »
Quote
proud2BlibKansan
3. And they're typically over 60

Didn't see any young ones during our visit.

For anyone wondering how we know who they are, they wear silly t-shirts and hats. One group we encountered was talking so loudly everyone in the room could hear them.

As pointed out the young ones are actually working.  I might add, to pay the bills of the young malodorous liberal communist scum that call themselves OWS.
Logged
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

Offline docstew

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4741
  • Reputation: +282/-187
  • My Wife is awesome!
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 08:45:12 AM »
Quote from: jukin on January 09, 2012, 11:11:54 PM
Oh dear, the first Tuesday in November this year is going to be priceless!

Don't you mean first Wendnesday, Nov 7th? That's election day...   :wink:
Logged

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23568
  • Reputation: +2487/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2012, 09:11:03 AM »
Quote
proud2BlibKansan
 
Since I know you're concerned . . .
I wanted to let you know the Tea Party reps read the MO state constitution on the floor of the House in Jeff City yesterday on opening day.

Quote
barbtries

1. eek

that's discouraging.

What's discouraging? That there are TEA Party activists or that they like to adhere to the rules of governance.

Quote
xmas74

6. I've witnessed the rage in person.

A few I really wanted to laugh at, until I realized that they had their gun racks in their trucks stocked.

Hm-m-m-m...the 2nd Am really does work.
Logged
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2012, 09:25:42 AM »
Quote from: docstew on January 10, 2012, 08:45:12 AM
Don't you mean first Wendnesday, Nov 7th? That's election day...   :wink:

That's right, that's the day the Democrats go.  It's on page 1,547 of the Patient Care and Affordability Act.  It was built in as a safety measure, so as to avoid stampedes and other hazards. 
Logged

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2012, 09:42:15 AM »
Hey Pammie, we're north of the cowboy hat line.  All of us Show-Me Staters have a bunch of different ball caps ("Trucker hats" indeed; mostly seed & feed or farm equipment maker hats, with some assorted milsurp item or social group logo hat thrown in). 

Feel free to move your fat leech-like ass to another feeding ground.
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline marv

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2194
  • Reputation: +124/-28
  • Resident Grandpa
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2012, 12:16:02 PM »
I put my flag up so any DUmmies (if they're here in SW Missouri) can find me........

Logged
FOUR BOXES KEEP US FREE: THE SOAP BOX, THE BALLOT BOX, THE JURY BOX, AND THE CARTRIDGE BOX.

THIS POST WILL BE MONITORED BY THE NSA

Offline TVDOC

  • General Malcontent and
  • Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5686
  • Reputation: +165/-3
  • Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2012, 02:02:38 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 10, 2012, 09:42:15 AM
Hey Pammie, we're north of the cowboy hat line.  All of us Show-Me Staters have a bunch of different ball caps ("Trucker hats" indeed; mostly seed & feed or farm equipment maker hats, with some assorted milsurp item or social group logo hat thrown in). 

Feel free to move your fat leech-like ass to another feeding ground.

Wonder what she's bitching about......she lives (and votes) in Kansas.......and only works in MO.

What the hell was she doing at the opening session of our legislature.........??  BTW Pam, Democrats are an "endangered species" over here, which I'm sure you noticed in the legislative gallery if you came to watch......after last November they are down to a handful.  Veto-proof Republican majorities in both houses.

doc
Logged
"Study the past if you wish to define the future"

Confucius

Offline delilahmused

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7384
  • Reputation: +1367/-80
  • Devil Mom
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2012, 03:05:50 PM »
Why golly, another stereotype that allows them to put people in neat little boxes thus not upsetting their tender sensibilities. I'd rather be a redneck farmer with a John Deere hat that works hard and showers daily than a filthy hippie or professional academic (who's never spent a day in the real world working at a real job) who only bathes every month or so when the patchouli oil no longer masks the stench.

Cindie
Logged
"If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world."
Mick Foley

"I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season."
Hedy Lamarr

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
Morticia Addams

Offline Airwolf

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12165
  • Reputation: +912/-163
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2012, 04:03:22 PM »
How in the **** can Pam keep her job with stupid like that running amok inside her two living brain cells. It's no wonder people are home schooling more and more. Somehow she forgot that the constitution allows people to speak freely still and assemble where ever they choose. Here's a suggestion Pam ,quit your job and move away from any and all lands here in the U.S. I here Bolivia is nice.
Logged
MOLON LABE

"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."-- Conan the Barbarian

Clint Eastwood - Because God wanted Chuck Norris to have nightmares.

"I am not a Number,I am a free man"

"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 10, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
Why golly, another stereotype that allows them to put people in neat little boxes thus not upsetting their tender sensibilities. I'd rather be a redneck farmer with a John Deere hat that works hard and showers daily than a filthy hippie or professional academic (who's never spent a day in the real world working at a real job) who only bathes every month or so when the patchouli oil no longer masks the stench.
The true mark of a redneck isn't the John Deere hat. The hat is great.

No, the true mark of an uncivilized lout is when the hat stays on his head inside a restaurant.
Logged

Offline oldcrow

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 98
  • Reputation: +16/-0
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2012, 07:47:59 PM »
So (no not a bouncy lead in ,sorry lol) primitives support profiling,when it suits their purpose. I am shocked!
Logged
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.  - Benjamin Franklin

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2012, 07:49:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
The true mark of a redneck isn't the John Deere hat. The hat is great.

No, the true mark of an uncivilized lout is when the hat stays on his head inside a restaurant.

Apparently my husband is a redneck.  :-)
Logged

Offline Evil_Conservative

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7845
  • Reputation: +554/-194
  • Oh snap!
Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2012, 11:11:23 PM »
Quote
They put them in their yards, or on their vehicles as bumper stickers. I don't see a lot of them in public spouting their absurd nonsense. They do have rallies from time to time, but I have not seen one in person, just on the news or in the papers.

Fool.

No signs in my yard, because I don't have one.  I'm subjected to a renter for now.  As far as bumper stickers?  Pass.  That ruins the paint.  I have an American flag on my dashboard and carry a gun.  I guess that's the only "sign" I give to DUmmies.
Logged
You may call me Jessica or Jess.
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »