I've seen enough of you DUmp womens to know why you avoid the high heels. It's the same reason you don't just throw the kickstand down on your motorcycle on hot pavement:
They are the type of women that when they wear high heels, they strike oil!
They wear a watch on both arms, because they cover 2 time zones!
They are the type of women that when they want their sex partner "on top", he/she/it needs a ladder!
After he/she/it finally makes it to the top, their ears pop!
When they walk into a room, MICE jump onto the chairs!
They are known as "2-baggers". That's when you wear a bag over YOUR head in case the one on her head comes off!
When they go swimming, they leave a "ring around the lake!"
They are the type of women that when someone broke into their homes, when they yell "RAPE!", burglars yell
"NO!"They aren't too bright, either.
It takes Sarah Ibuprofin an hour and a half to watch "60 Mintues".
Sarah was 8 years old before she realized there was no such thing as "Alpo Baby Food"!
Sarah's boyfriend once gave her a toy poodle. She killed it putting batteries in it!
Sarah hit a deer with her car the other day. It was in the zoo!
She had her car in the body shop to repair 60 dents. She took a short cut thru a driving range!
In the Sarah household, her boyfriend prays AFTER HE EATS! (Meatloaf shouldn't glow in the dark!)
After feeding her dog some of her leftovers, the dog proceeds to lick his butt. Sarah asks her boyfriend why it's doing that, and he replies: "He's probably trying to get the taste out of his mouth."