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CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« on: December 28, 2011, 11:14:26 PM »


2012 is upon us, just around the corner and so perhaps is the coroner for whom the bell tolls whomever that may be.

I must say I am quite surprised Uncle Yugo is still kicking as '11 draws to a close (though he isn't over the wire just yet) and I never saw Lil' Kim in the cards either.

Anyhoo, my picks for 2012  :newyear:

Lauren Bacall
Nadin Brezhnev of teh DUmp
Phyllis Diller
Barney Frank

Under 40

Nadya Suleman, the "Octomom".


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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 12:59:35 AM »
Top 5 over 40
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Fidel Castro
3. George Michael
4. Mickey Rooney
5. Vladmir Putin

Under 40 Lindsay Lohan
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 05:25:19 AM »
1) Hosni Mubarak
2) Billy Graham
3) Prince Philip
4) Michelle Duggar

And should we be lucky, 5) Fred Phelps.

Under 40: Miley Cyrus

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 06:20:21 AM »
I think Lindsay Lohan is a fair bet, and I would throw Lady Gaga on the pile also.

Queen Elizabeth and/or her husband check out this year, and I think Jimmy Carter may get his ticket punched also. 

Regis Philbin also, now that he has retired (poor bastard).

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 06:26:23 AM »
Let's try:

Jimmy Carter
Charlie Sheen
Nancy Reagan
Bashir al-Assad
Prince Phillip.

ETA:
Michael Moore
Hosni Mubarak
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 06:35:52 AM by WinOne4TheGipper »
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 07:40:51 AM »
I was wondering when this one was gonna come up.  Figured Christmas Day wouldn't have been the best time to do this.

While attempting to avoid repeats:

My picks:

(political)
Jimmy Carter
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Margaret Thatcher

(other celebrity)
Helen Thomas
Andy Griffith
James Garner
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hugh Hefner
Tommy Chong
Martin Landau

(under 40)
Rebecca Black
Pete Doherty
Mark Zuckerberg

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 09:16:40 AM »
If I can dupe, here ya go.

1.  Prince Philip
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Hugo Chavez
4. Fidel Castro
5. Hugh Hefner

If I can't

1. Charlie Sheen
2. Courtney Love
3. Tom Sizemore
4. Dick Clark
5- Young Pups-  Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus are tied, and I know they are dupes, but those two just stick out that way. 
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2011, 05:22:09 PM »
Ed Norton
Pope Benedict
Clint Eastwood
Lady Gaga <-under 40
Vlad Putin
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2011, 06:11:17 PM »
Charlie Sheen
Lindsey Lohan
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fred Phelps
Casey Anthony
Jerry Sandusky
Bashir al-Assad
Hosni Mubarak
Lori Drew
OJ Simpson
Bernie Madoff
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2011, 06:14:08 PM »
I really should go the psychic route, and say, "I foresee that a major celebrity dies later this year." Crappy predictions like that always get printed and fools marvel because celebs are always kicking the bucket.
I really hate fake psychics.

That said, here are the Mannn Predictions/guesses
Over 40 crowd. I'm picking on the old guys cause...they're old.
1) Ed Asner
2) Fidel Castro (This one is too easy)
3) Kirk Douglas
4) Helen Thomas
wild guesses:
5) u]AhmAnutJob.[/u] President of Iran. However you spell his friggen name. Death by assassination. His own people or take a number.



Under 40:
Kim Jung Un   (we may not know the cause but Nork politics can be brutal)

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 06:26:30 PM »
My only dear prediction...a bunch of guys named Mohammed.
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2011, 06:42:18 PM »
Assad the leader of Syria
Zsa Zsa gabor
Fidel Castro
Betty White
Bush senior
Barbara Bush


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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2011, 07:22:52 PM »
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 06:14:43 PM »
Charlie Sheen
Hugo Chavez (a gimme)
Kirk Douglas (a fellow alum, IIRC)
Ed Koch (one that I hope I'm wrong on)
Zell Miller
Mario Cuomo

I'll add more as I go along.
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2011, 08:05:43 PM »
Politics:

Hugo Chavez
Kim Jong Un (there's no way the kid doesn't get offed when his aunt and uncle realize they like power too much)
Fidel Castro

Entertainment:

Charlie Sheen
Lindsey Lohan
Joe Paterno
Muhammed Ali

Bonus Pick

The current administration's electoral chances
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2011, 09:43:43 PM »
Michael Douglas
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Castro
Jerry Sandusky-Really hoping this happens, and I doubt Casey Anthony will get it, but I hope so, Ptarmigan.
Jennifer Aniston (out of left field, but her career is pretty much over, and I hear she's a really neurotic, kinda off her rocker kind of person)

Barack Obama- The thread might go quiet, and I certainly wish nothing ill on him except to leave the White House, and never serve as a politician for this country after being president for as long as he shall live, but if he does indeed get 4 more years, I feel it may happen. And ready for this? I don't think it'll be a Conservative either. Usually isn't. Most likely some leftist who's sick and tired of him "Not doing enough."  :whatever:

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2011, 07:14:54 AM »
Michael Douglas
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Castro
Jerry Sandusky-Really hoping this happens, and I doubt Casey Anthony will get it, but I hope so, Ptarmigan.
Jennifer Aniston (out of left field, but her career is pretty much over, and I hear she's a really neurotic, kinda off her rocker kind of person)

Barack Obama- The thread might go quiet, and I certainly wish nothing ill on him except to leave the White House, and never serve as a politician for this country after being president for as long as he shall live, but if he does indeed get 4 more years, I feel it may happen. And ready for this? I don't think it'll be a Conservative either. Usually isn't. Most likely some leftist who's sick and tired of him "Not doing enough."  :whatever:

Doesn't mean that they won't blame us if it happens.  We all know what happened when Gabby Giffords was shot.  And remember that when Kennedy was shot, the meme was that Dallas was a hotbed of conservatism, never mind that the man who shot him had defected to the USSR.
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2011, 12:20:44 PM »
I would figure the libtards would have enough egg on their face already, but there's no question they'd blame us for it in the short snap of the fingers. Which in turn, would be an omlet the size of Mt. Everest on the face of the entire Demoratic party after the truth came out.

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2012, 05:51:32 PM »
Doesn't mean that they won't blame us if it happens.  We all know what happened when Gabby Giffords was shot.  And remember that when Kennedy was shot, the meme was that Dallas was a hotbed of conservatism, never mind that the man who shot him had defected to the USSR.

Three of the four Presidential assassins were leftists.
Charles J. Guiteau-Utopianist James Garfield
Leon Czolgosz-Anarchist William McKinley
Lee Oswald-Communist John F. Kennedy
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2012, 09:34:14 PM »
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2012, 09:39:19 PM »
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Maybe, if Obama is reelected.

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2012, 09:14:48 AM »
Three of the four Presidential assassins were leftists.
Charles J. Guiteau-Utopianist James Garfield
Leon Czolgosz-Anarchist William McKinley
Lee Oswald-Communist John F. Kennedy

Hey, John Wilkes Booth was probably a democrat....right?
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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2012, 10:32:09 AM »
The Geezers:

Billy Graham (don't know if that's a dupe or not, if so, meh, here it is again)
Mickey Rooney (he's tired of fake-washing dishes while his wife pitches the insurance)
Mitch Miller (he can't see the bouncing ball any more)
Eli Wallach (he finally acknowledged that Tuco was the Ugly one)

Politicians:

Ariel Sharon (the vegetables have finally rotted)

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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2012, 07:17:06 PM »
The Geezers:


Politicians:

Ariel Sharon (the vegetables have finally rotted)




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Re: CC 2012 "Dead Pool"
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2012, 07:35:01 PM »
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