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Offline Wineslob

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For our "seasoned citizens"
« on: December 28, 2011, 10:36:50 AM »
Senior Citizen Texting Code...


ATD- At The Doctors
BTW- Bring The Wheelchair
BYOR- Bring your own teeth
FWIW- Forgot Where I Was
... GGPBL- Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA- Got Heartburn Again
IMHO- Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR- On My Massage Recliner
OMSG- Oh My! /sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU- Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL- Talk To You Louder


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        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

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Offline Linda

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Re: For our "seasoned citizens"
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »
OMG.... I could use a few of those....ROFLACGU
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Re: For our "seasoned citizens"
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 01:30:07 PM »
OJPMP


Oops, just pooped my pants
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Re: For our "seasoned citizens"
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 01:52:15 PM »
WIIDKBISTSGST...................:D
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Re: For our "seasoned citizens"
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2011, 09:24:50 PM »
Seniors actually text??  Most of us have enough trouble with email........

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Re: For our "seasoned citizens"
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2011, 10:05:01 PM »
GOMLYSK- Get off my lawn you stupid kids.
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