How dud Anne place so high?
She didn't post twenty original words all year. She became a C&P queen.
She's living in the afterglow of the imaginary brilliance that coach constructed around her last year.
She continues to benefit from an experiment he conducted on how to sway an electorate.
The Omaha weeper would be smashing through local and state politics like a sledgehammer if he'd accepted the similar offered assistance.
Instead, he'll suffer the humiliation of anonymous oblivion.
In a just world, Anne would share it with him, but her DOTY celebrity will endure.